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*looks up Yang quotes to try to record*

Can't stop won't stop

Since it’s coming in a few days, it’s time to hype The Open Road! Thing is I’ve always sucked at hyping stuff lmao, but dammit I’ll try. I’ve shown it off before, but I’ll throw the cover art in here again, as well as the description, an excerpt from the first chapter, and a thematically appropriate song that you’ll likely ignore.

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Well, I’ll start with the bad news first: I had to go to the ER yesterday. For the past two weeks, I have been dealing with what I now know for sure is tonsillitis. I don’t know when (or if) I’ll be able to get them removed, but hopefully it is soon. Even though I was pumped full of five days worth of steroids and painkillers (no seriously, they told me it was that much) I still cannot talk and have a hard time breathing right, especially when I need to wear my mask. At least I’m going to get

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Well considering I'm about as consistent with my writing as a pothead sloth... I tend to over look little mile stones I pass with the few things I post. Like the last two story I posted this year Google Equestria (Probably the lightest thing I've ever written.) and Death Equals Life. Both got little achievements that I gotta give myself a little credit for despite me constantly saying I don't deserve it.

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So my TV broke today. The back-light wouldn't turn on, and my computer wasn't recognizing it.
I just ordered a new transformer, though. I think the one I had was burned out, so I' going to (hopefully) replace it.
I'll have to re-solder some stuff, which I've never done before. In fact, the last thing that I tried to solder I accidentally broke one of the resistors off. Oops. But this should be a much more simple job than the last time, so that's good news.
So, all 8 readers, wish me luck!

Name of story: Sounds Like Bad Fanfiction.
Massive crossover between every published story I have, in the order of highest to lowest rated.
Order:
- Pony-Me (+ spinoffs)
- Equestria’s Most Daring Mom
- What If… (+ Techie’s Story Box)
- Luna and Sunset Shimmer Fix the Dreamscape with Shamwow and Flex Tape!
- Lab Horse (Original series + Redux + Shattered Rainbow)
- Worlds Reset
- ApplePears
- Twilight’s a thief, because who gives a crap about logic?

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help i didn't want to write celestia/luna tension bUT I DID HELP

Continuing my string of non-MLP stories, here's some more Zootopia smut. This time featuring the lovely Shakira fursona Gazelle, getting some sexual therapy from her buff and scantily clad backup dancers.
I know Gazelle was barely in the movie at all, but I loved every minute she was on screen. Loved her accent, loved her attitude, loved the song for the movie, everything about her I just loved. Really hope she comes back in the sequel, and maybe gets to play a more active role.

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I edited my Cynder chapters all for some minor typos that frequently get through my viligant proofreading, thanks for pointing out when I made one and overlooked it ♡

Had edited also some Marksaline chapters, hard to believe that alone cost me 2 hours of my free time today... but small task can still suck up a lot if time... go figure.

I have currently writers block on Gray the Necromancer and my not so popular stories...

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That's right, bitches. I'm writing again!

Finally, I've decided on a story that I believe I can actually follow through with. Now I've decided that I won't be continuing Terminus or Hawkeye Delicious, mostly because the rest of the plot of Terminus is easily predictable and Hawkeye Delicious is...well, just kinda meh.

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So it’s in fashion for authors to do a monthly review of their work. Seen a few folks do it. I think I’m going to start one of my own. It’ll help when I’m feeling discouraged about progress for my stories. In case you're working, the "Takka Takka Takka" is the sound of fingers on a keyboard. I'm 'borrowing' it from Diane Duane's Twitter Account profile pic.

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First off, thanks so much to everybody who favorited Friendship Doesn't Pay the Bills! I'm so happy with it's success (well, successful for me at least), and I am so glad it made people laugh. I want to get into writing out comedy stories more often, although I know that I have been fairly slow in getting it out there. I tend to stew for a while and demand to have these long projects. It can make it hard to see it through to the end, but FDPTBS did get finished and I'm glad it was worth

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Ohhhhhhhhh the pastas hurt. Please direct all formal complaints to JofY if you experienced any lasting trauma from witnessing any of those.

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I can die in peace now

Hey, guys!

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I was reading a short bit of literary fiction today, Kamisama, a Japanese story about a man who goes on a walk with a new neighbor of his with old-fashioned sensibilities, who has no name but when asked what people should call him replies "Anata [the Japanese word for 'you,'], but when you say Anata please say it with the kanji [the Chinese characters, 貴方] rather than the hiragana [Japanese script, あなた], because it sounds better to my ears."

Also this character is a bear.

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So, the laptop problem isn't Google, its CPU? I think? I noticed my CPU was reaching max when the random shut offs occurred, but it also happened when I was barely using it.

I'm not completely sure of the problem, and my friend hasn't responded to my Skype messages asking about it. Apparently her Skype is messing up, but still, I had another friend contact her differently, and she still hasn't tried to reach me.

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1 day until the last day of youth group of the school year
3 days til Star Wars day
4 days until a webseries i watch starts a new season
4 days until @Dollie's birthday
6 days until 2 new eps of Steven Universe drop in the US
10 days until Breaking In is out in theatres
11 days until my birthday
somewhere between the 6-10 days I believe my sister starts drivers ed
12 days until Mother's Day
12 days until my 7 month anniversary w @TheArquius

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