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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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  • 342 weeks
    Moving On

    Hey everyone.

    I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

    Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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    7 comments · 729 views
  • 344 weeks
    WTF casting agency?

    So the newest trailer for the MLP movie came out. Looks good. Still not sold on the animation style, but still looks alright.

    However there is a major problem I have with the movie already: the casting of Taye Diggs as Capper.

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    4 comments · 523 views
  • 348 weeks
    "Ponies: The Anthology" might be the worst thing ever

    There are a few things in the world whose very existence is an affront to humanity. Rape, for instance. Genocide. Pedophilia.

    And then there's "Ponies: The Anthology."

    *shudders*

    Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

    Fuck. Just...fuck.

    2 comments · 379 views
  • 350 weeks
    BOLO

    For a conniving asshole by the name of Barrobroadcastmaster. Dunno if he has a page here or not, but it's likely. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be sucked into the supermassive black hole of stupidity that is American conservatism.

    1 comments · 427 views
  • 352 weeks
    what is life anymore

    what is happening

    0 comments · 332 views
Jun
18th
2015

Cover pic for my new story · 12:54am Jun 18th, 2015

That's right, bitches. I'm writing again!

Finally, I've decided on a story that I believe I can actually follow through with. Now I've decided that I won't be continuing Terminus or Hawkeye Delicious, mostly because the rest of the plot of Terminus is easily predictable and Hawkeye Delicious is...well, just kinda meh.

But here I've got a story featuring everyone's favorite closet bisexual stallion, Double Diamond!

Well, as of right now it's not a story, per se. Right now, to paraphrase paraphrase Jon Stewart, it's more of an outline of a framework of an outline for a potential draft of a pre-final tentative piece of pony fanfiction pending approval.

Shit, I said "paraphrase" twice.

PARA, PARA, PARAPHRASE! PARA, PARA, PARAPHRASE!

...

i want that elephant suit

But it's true, ladies and gentlefucks, I will be writing again! Not sure when you can expect the new story to go up, but it seems I finally may have found a new sense of motivation to write. Maybe now I can pick up the pieces of whatever reputation I once had, and dream big. Real big. Maybe this new story will propel me to international fame, and I'll be celebrating at conventions and gatherings with dozens of other ponefamous writers like Regidar and Bad_Seed_72. Maybe this will be my magnum opus, my Ninth Symphony, the shining diamond that I've sought to create all this time, the one true gift that will show me the beauty of the world, that will show me that life is still worth living!

Or maybe it'll be a piece of crap like the last ten stories I've written.

We'll see. I'm betting on the latter, but we'll see.

As for Markiplier Saves Equestria...

We'll see. No promises, but if I do end up writing that particular story, it might just be my most ambitious project ever. Though that's not saying a lot. :P

Anyway, be on the lookout for more details about my new Double Diamond story. For now, enjoy that picture, that video, and my incoherent ramblings.

:D

- Brex

Comments ( 3 )

Can't say that I've seen stories about him before.

Maybe this new story will propel me to international fame, and I'll be celebrating at conventions and gatherings with dozens of other ponefamous writers like Regidar and Bad_Seed_72.

Don't be a nerd lmao

3158800 I'm not a nerd. I'm an overdramatic yet somehow constantly passive-aggressive sonofabitch.

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