This shit is my heritage and it's so beautiful. I really want to share it with you.
The first part of this one is by jibaro Rafael Hernandez. Jibaros are the mountain people and that's half my family. Basically this song talks about how awesome Puerto Rico is.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o74m1qggLHo

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Missing the Mark? Oh no, this will be a Misty episode, won't it?

Yep, it's Misty.

The little growth she got from 4 chapters suddenly vanished.

Instead of to the castle, Misty runs toward the cliff. Opaline can't abuse Sparky if he's dead.

Oh, no, Sparky is missing again for the dozenth time...

How did Misty manage to get past Hitch and all the animals and how did she break in the Sherif's station?

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"Cheerimac" sounds like a friendly Confederate ironclad that spreads love and joy instead of running blockades and defending slavery.

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Very soon now, a collection of stories will go live, all about Anon trying to live with Twilight Sparkle and how horribly wrong it always goes.
There's death, vomit, and a LOT of stupidity. Like...a whole fuckton. So much.
So enough serious stuff, it's time to get back to doing my drunken oneshits. I'll be adding more to this series as I make them, so it's actually listed as incomplete (gasp).
Enjoy. Looking forward to the puns.

-Pencil

EDIT: Aaaaaaand it's here.

Can be found Here

I got a call from my dad almost an hour ago to tell me that my grandmother has finally passed after a past year of being in and out of hospital and suffering with mental illness and health issues. She was apparently okay this afternoon, but dad had gone around to bring her a few things she asked for and he entered to find her in the living room like that.

I don't know any other details other than that. We all knew it was coming, but not this soon.

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So I just learned a few minutes ago, that yesterday evening, after I went to bed, our dog drowned in the pool...

It was late, which is why I've only learned about it today. I usually go work pretty early in the morning, and he usually sleeps in his comfy chair, so I didn't think it strange that I didn't see him.

It sucks..

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This is an excerpt from an Anon-A-Miss story I'm currently working on, I hope you all like it!

“We are so dead!” Rainbow Dash said in a panic, gripping her hair as she paced around the club room.

“Sunset’s going to kill us!” Applejack said, hunched over on a chair with her right hand holding her head.

“Now, darlings. I’m sure if we explained what happened, Sunset won’t be too mad at us.” Rarity tried to assure her friends.

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I've been trying to locate a Star Trek crossover story that focuses upon the crew of the USS Enterprise-D ending up in the reality of Equestria thanks to Q's (Discord's) machinations, but the whole matter isn't an issue regarding Discord (this was written before Keep Calm & Flutter On was broadcast). I'm sure I favourited it at one point but I can't seem to find it in my Bookshelves and either I can't get the hang of navigating fimfetch or it's not on there.

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I know it's late, but I just worked a ten hour shift and tomorrow is the first day I don't have to get up early, so I'm going to do this now. I'm not gonna liveblog here, but on my tumblr. Expect tired shenanigans from me.

Edit: ...Just remembered that I didn't watch the new episode yet so that comes first, lol

But the caller ID sign says 'No Caller ID'. You ignore it. The call comes again a few minutes later, so you ignore it. Another few minutes later, 'No Caller ID' calls again, you get annoyed, but you ignore it. Again, it calls, but this time, you answer it.

You would probably greet in a pretty annoyed tone.

A soft voice talks. "Oh? I don't want an attitude like that around Equestria."

You immediately recognize the voice.

It was Princess Celestia.

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While this won't be for a while I do need an opinion from those of you who like this story. Those who know Kamen Rider especially. What Level 3 Gashat should Sour get later on.

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We're grateful our job brings us to gems like today's story.

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Pear Butter and Bright McIntosh have recently passed. What remains of the Apple Family find themselves in the care of their newest family member. But they can't do everything to provide for the new foal on their own.

An ad is placed.

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So, here's a random list of stuff that I love without too much commentary:

The Room 3
Atmospheric puzzle games are my favorite type of games. Too bad most of them suck. Fireproof Games is my on-again-off-again lover. Before January 11th, we were off-again because they first promised this game would come out last April. Right now we're on-again, because:

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A/N: This is a Ranma 1/2 crossover with MLP:FIM. All characters belong to their respected owners I am only using them as paper dolls for my own amusement and thought I might share my brush with marginal utility with others.

Hot Mess {The Curse of Mirror Mansion}

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TPONY Legacy

• MLP: FiM
• TRON
• Romance
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

Ten years after Celestia disappeared, Dash is accidentally transported to a strange world – and in her race to escape the System, she faces an enemy she never expected.

• Crossover
• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Celestia
• Main 6

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Black Hoof will be excited, I'm sure.

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She-Ra has a season 6 coming in may and if it ain’t about saving Queen Angella or Horde Prime coming back I’ll be upset!

It should be approved shortly. It's a separate story that goes by the name of "DJ's Lemons.

Luna scene at the end of act 6 part 3 to come eventually.

Y'all asked and I gave it a shot so tell me what you think.

I was reminded that I meant to make a bit of a point somewhere in the writing that got lost in the shuffle of writing the last to chapters.

Rather than make those who've read it already go through the penultimate chapter again to find the few lines, I'll post it here:

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