Bring your best, J.J. Abrams! Or your worst. Either way, a true Star Wars fan like me can endure anything! Even the shitty prequels! There is nothing you can do to make this bad.

I AM READY!!

Picking out moments in the movie that aren't super key to the plot but stood out as unique and became a favorite of mine.
If you haven't watched the movie yet, don't fucking go further. Don't ruin it for yourself.

I'm warning ye.
Here we go.

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

So, saw Rogue One today in theaters, and thought I'd share my thoughts for anyone wondering if its worth seeing. While I prefer it to The Force Awakens (My thoughts on it can be found here), Rogue One is a rather crowded and rushed film. There are a lot of new characters thrown at us with the barest of introductions, and while I'm all for lean, efficient storytelling, Rogue

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Fast as lightning, sharp as a sword

I finally went to see "Star Wars" yesterday, and I loved it. So, I made a group about it.

LINK

If you've seen it and loved it, feel free to join.

It was...

OK.

You know that type of fan-fiction? That's actually decently good on its own merits, the author quite clearly has a lot of love for the material, but s/he just~ can't seem to nail the original tone?

Well, give it a Hollywood budget, a script solid enough to get some of the big name stars to come work with you, and that's about it, really.

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Hey everyone. I just wanted to drop a spot of writing, for a story that I've been working on for the past few months.

It's a crossover with the Star Wars universe, involving a Jedi apprentice, Shou Freyor, who is stranded in Equestria after a space battle gone awry.

I really hope to do both franchises justice, and hope that this scene here (which, btw, takes place in early Season Two of FiM) provides some interest or anticipation for the rest of the actual story.

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It's gonna be the last thing they'll do...

Before I forget, and though it is still a couple days early, I would like to say Merry Christmas and a great thanks for the warm welcome I have received in the past few months.

The New Year's chapter of the New Timeline so far has over 5,000 words, and I plan to make it the longest chapter to end this year on a high note.

Since my family and I plan to watch the new Star Wars movie, though I could put this here in light of it.

So I've got something big planned... something I've been working on all year with a best bud of mine. While nothing complete is ready to be published as of yet... I think I wanna give you guys a taste of what will come in terms of my next big project. This is something I've put more passion and energy into than most of my other stories. ... bad that I don't put the same amount of passion or energy into others, but, well... wow this is a bad start.

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As resident curmudgeon, it's my duty to watch every eagerly-anticipated sequel to or remake of something made in the 1980s and tell you exactly why it sucks.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi has an audience rating of 56% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's tied with Phantom Menace for the lowest rating out of the entire franchise.

I have basically one thing to say...

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but first, one last trailer, anybody a fan of Star Wars?

It’s a pretty great show in my opinion. It’s looking awesome so far.

What about you guys?

Hey, what's up everyone.

My friend, Banshee531 recently upload a Star Wars story.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/539330/star-wars-eqg-episode-1-harmony-of-the-force

And I been helping him out with his Star Wars story as the beta reader for the story.

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Just saw SW The Last Jedi and holy shit!!!!!! The movie was so amazing my jaw was dropped for over half of the movie!!! My top favourite movie of all time was Pacific Rim but in 2 and a half hours The Last Jedi wiped that spot clean and took it! It was the best movie I have ever seen and I recommend it to everyone!

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So recently I got Lego Star Wars the Skywalker saga and I’ve been having lots of fun! It really brings back memories.

So as I'm watching tonight's new Rebels, something caught my attention that I can't believe I never noticed before.

Yeesh.

I forget how old I was when mom first introduced my sister and I to the Star Wars trilogy. It had to be when I was around 8 or 9.

There was no looking back of course. She had opened the floodgates that countless toys, books, and games would pass through. Even though my opinion of them has soured just a tad in recent years, going to see each of the prequels in theaters was special, especially the midnight release of Episode III which remains one of my favorite Star Wars memories.

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As I approach the end of Act 2, I've finally hoarded enough credits to purchase the pieces for my Sith Warrior's Act 3 outfit. An upcoming plot twist makes sense for a change of appearance, as well as concealment of features.

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The latest Patreon reward hit yesterday.

Feel free to give it a read if you like Star Wars and/or comedy.