Just saw an old artist's sketch of a stretch of coastline titled 'The Boulder Bank' which made me think of Maud accompanying Rarity on her trip to make another payment on Tom.

Hello ladies and gentlemen. My disastrous life aside, I can all sure you that I am back at it at full force! Need evidence? Behold my first possible controversial failure.

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Also behold the start of Chapter VI of the Symphony of Canterlot!

Chapter VI: Al Azif and the Hard-Boiled Warlock

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Hi Folks of the Wastelands!

Long time, no speakage.

Apologies for the delay, but I promise I've not been sat on my laurels doing sweet FA.
In fact, I'm writing Chapter Sixteen of Scoundrels for you lovely lot. The Seven Day rule is allllmost over!

But, you're not there yet. Instead, you have Chapter Fourteen to enjoy, with that romance between Crow and Mole growing and blossoming!

Oh, and an appearance from these two...

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They call it the Adult Cream Pie and it was available from January to February 2020 in two flavours: Belgian chocolate and sweet fromage. While the product is aimed towards an adult audience, the name came off as "rude" and "salacious".

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I got Featured again! So much joy!

Sorry I missed checking in last month. I don't know if life is as crazy for everyone right now as it is for me... but man!

I am writing in earnest again, a short fic about Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich and marital bliss.

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For everyone that has read Life of a new Pie so far, thank you very much in taking interest an interest in it. And for being patient with me on my story updates and the quality of them so far.

After some much needed criticism ; I am going to be rewriting it from the ground up to be more coherent, longer, and generally better. My goal is for most chapters to be two thousand words long and to flesh everything out properly.

I should preface this that I saw the pisode yesterday during the graveyard hours of my job. It certainly helped to kill time.

To start, I'm reallyy digging into the new intro. It definetely signals me that MLP is still going to be around and standing strong. (Just please don't let this be another steven universe. )

Let's talk about Pinkie Pie. Oh jeez. I can't tell you how many times I either said:

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Introduction

I generally liked this episode, which had something important to say about sub-cultural variance in Equestria and how customs can vary even among kin. There are some interesting questions raised by the story, however.

I. What Is the Nature of the Choosing/Pairing Stone?

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Sad events have rocked our world lately: terrorism in France, Donald Trump being a thing in the United States, a never-ending rash of murders in Israel, racist shootings in the United States.

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Generally, when I publish a new fanfiction, I have sort of an idea of how it'll perform. Sometimes it'll take off, sometimes it'll do a middling level of activity, sometimes it'll hop onto the Feature Box for five minutes then slip off, never again to make it back.

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Last night, I baked this year's pie.

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Okay, so somebody has done a YouTube reading of The Mare in the Bare.

Many thanks to NateThePony for the reading.

Also thanks to the more than 600 people who have read the story, 60 of whom have inexplicably upvoted it.

You people have something seriously wrong with you, but I love you for it.

Heya readers,

My friend alittleofsomething drew me some art as a Patreaon reward.

The picture is by her, the dialogue is by me.

Check it out here.

Enjoy!

This character arc takes a whole, especially on the longer chronology (four years between the first episode of Season One and the first episode of Season Four). It is not quick even if we assume a one-year stretch between the two episodes. Here it is with a few additions, the way I reckon the time, and with a few eps which are important to her development even when said development isn't front and center. In one major case the development is unique to my story setting. I'll red the text

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One thing I never understood is why whenever a show has a pairing, fans go ballistic and claim it ruined their ships. For example, in the episode, "Hard to Say Anything", Big Macintosh started dating Sugar Belle, and many fans who shipped him with Miss Cheerilee or other characters were not happy. In the recent episode "The Maud Couple", Maud Pie now has a boyfriend named Mudbriar. Fans are going nuts, claiming their fanfics shipping Maud with Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, or other characters, are

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