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According to the dictionary, “literally” now also means “figuratively”
Thanks in part to the overuse of "literally," Merriam-Webster says the word can now mean its exact opposite. Huh?

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Where the brambles are the thickest,
And howls of wind make blood curl,
There you find,
Where our pony reflections whirl,
A pond beyond the thickest vines,
Blackened and thorned like a lady's fate,
A whisper travelling from th' romane ear,
And though curiosity is tempting bait,
'Tis not a tale many a foal should hear.

Coming soon....
Mirror Pool
(Entirely done in rhymes(annoying as f) the tragic tale of the cursed pool,
Brought to you by Chaos Cloud Productions,

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I've been lying this whole time. My name isn't Robert nor am I human. I am Laiflorpo, eater of worlds. I was supposed to eat Earth a long time ago and almost did, until... I discovered this fandom.

Friendship truly is magic.

When eldritch horrors are concerned, I am a cosmic failure. I couldn't even consume my first planet. I'M A FAILURE!!!

I don't deserve you love, praise or adoration.

I hope you all have a good day.

"Today, the school, tomorrow, the world!"

Obscure shipping family! I even wrote the story behind it!

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This is more true that I'd like to admit.

Update schedule for All an Illusion: On Saturday-Sunday!
New Chapter of 'The Fluttercordiest' is out!
Now, onto serious stuff.

I still like to write

I'm taking commissions because my mother got laid off

Talk to me on Discord for details

Voiceguy#2314

I shall be adding more of these as I go along.

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So the heat went out while I was at work today and I only had a light jacket. So I'm sitting behind the counter freezing my tits off and I get the bright idea to grab some warming jell from off the shelf, it worked pretty good at first, but after a while it stopped. I didn't have the foresight to grab a water soluble one, so I spent the rest of my shift cold, slimy, and smelling like lube.

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Hope everyone's new year's is treating them well. Hasn't been fantastic for me, I'll be honest. But then, most new years are a shitshow for me, so it's just business as usual on this end. Nothin' for it but to keep on truckin'!
Now, onto the actual story shit.

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Hiya. Long time no see, eh? (Again, lol)

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Hey everyone, how's it going? So for a week or so I'm an "officer" of Fimfic's official League of Legends Club in the game. We're always happy to accept new members for the purpose of making our community a little tighter and closer, making it easier to play with each other online. If you want more information or interested to join, go chat with Club Manager SpikedFruitPunch or me.

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This is some super-offensive stuff. I in no way advise anyone to say or do anything here, as that is not the humane thing to do. I'm merely doing this for entertainment purposes. If you are triggered by such offensive matter or in any way think you might dislike anything here, turn away now for your sake and mine.

With that, please enjoy!

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Thought it wouldn't be as enjoyable as Part 2 or 4 or as crazy fun as Part 6 was at times.

But this was consistent.

Sure it was balls to the wall insane at points but hey seeing something like Part 1 and 2's Ripple Technique with how the Spin and Steel Balls were used was cool. And having Stands as well and having one of the more interesting bad guy powers and overall more interesting Stands at points was just good.

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*scrolls through le notifications*

*new comment on Death to the Dash!*

*reads it*

*lols*

*replies*

Okay, so, I made Death to the Dash how long ago?

And only NOW I receive a hate comment?

OOH! Does that mean I'm famous now????

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So, I just got another pretty good idea for a story, but me being me, I suck at writing. This idea stems from me actually getting into League of Legends. and well, unlike most peeps who seem to gawk at Ahri, my mind is all over Kindred.

"Tell me another Story, Lamb."
"Remember what I told you about the lonely man with Dark hair, Wolf?"
" about how he split himself into two, to always have a friend?"

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Hey, I have a new non-MLP story on AO3! Have any of you seen the absolute misery that was Arcane? Do you want some more? If so, you should go check out "To Be Young" over on the archive and leave a kudos if you like it!

To Be Young

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XD

And a close second.

Hey it might be new for yanks.