The BEST Pick-up Lines EVER!! (not really lol) · 10:57pm Apr 25th, 2016
This is some super-offensive stuff. I in no way advise anyone to say or do anything here, as that is not the humane thing to do. I'm merely doing this for entertainment purposes. If you are triggered by such offensive matter or in any way think you might dislike anything here, turn away now for your sake and mine.
With that, please enjoy!
- Is that a keg in your pants? Because I wanna tap that ass.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
- My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
- I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
- My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
- You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
- You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
- Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
- That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
And the number one best pick-up line is...
- My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Sarcastic observation: Now you did it.
*Ineligible screaming*
I would suggest running.
These are genius.
Guaranteed to get you laid. 100%
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*desperately absconds*
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EYYYYYY!
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With the exception of one or two of those, they are so utterly tactless that anyone who uses them should be so ashamed that their uses should be felt as a painful slap in the face by them and their entire family every time they are used.
Too good
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Yep, pretty much.
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