Jan
24th
2016
The weird things I do at work #1 · 3:19am Jan 24th, 2016
So the heat went out while I was at work today and I only had a light jacket. So I'm sitting behind the counter freezing my tits off and I get the bright idea to grab some warming jell from off the shelf, it worked pretty good at first, but after a while it stopped. I didn't have the foresight to grab a water soluble one, so I spent the rest of my shift cold, slimy, and smelling like lube.
It was recently brought to my attention that my day to day work place shenanigans are rather entertaining so I've decided to share my most recent one. Let me know if you all would be interested in more.
i.imgur.com/mBXVfaW.gif Excuse of the day, "Cthulhu stopped by this morning."
3710984 I was making very lewd noises every time I moved.
3710986 Easiest response, "At least I can explain myself, you still have a hard time explaining your gay porn to your (insert person based on relation) ."
3710991 Lol, sounds like something I'd say to one of the regulars.
Wait... Lube that is warm? That's pretty awesome. But...where did you put it? You never said ;p
Also yes, very entertaining :3
4191847 Arms, boobs, pretty much anything that was cold.
4191885 Not sure if I should question all the things that are out there x3 Probably anything I can think of