Apr
1st
2020
I have a confession to make... · 6:04pm Apr 1st, 2020
I've been lying this whole time. My name isn't Robert nor am I human. I am Laiflorpo, eater of worlds. I was supposed to eat Earth a long time ago and almost did, until... I discovered this fandom. 
Friendship truly is magic.
When eldritch horrors are concerned, I am a cosmic failure. I couldn't even consume my first planet. I'M A FAILURE!!!
I don't deserve you love, praise or adoration. 
I hope you all have a good day. 
You too! (I almost said two.)
*sarcastic laugh* Too many damn comedians today.
Don't worry. If you'd actually tried to eat the world you'd have ended up retroactively never existing. You know, like that wave of antimatter back in the 80's that got all of DC slapped silly (the comic company; the US government was specifically designed to make it as difficult as possible to do anything at all because the Founding Fathers knew someone like Trump would eventually happen).
Someday I'll get around to formally posting about Operation Fourth Wall on DeviantArt, but for now we'll have to settle for a thing that I've been linking everywhere I could to raise awareness.
So the truth comes out.
5233457 Wait, mother sent you to consume this planet as well? How can this be?
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To have a good day!
You being an eldritch horror will not stop me from doing something important.
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Which is ?
Your fake name was Robert?
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Robi was supposed to say those words but I guess you'll do.
5233783 Perhaps it is... And perhaps it isn't.
Here's a communications card to Goldie Oldie aka Aunt May Parker. She helped Galactus with finding edible planets and ended up finding a being who makes food planets specifically to be eaten. Galactus made him an Herald, maybe they can help you out with planets that have no intelligence life on it to be consumed. After all the important minerals and rare lifeforms that might be found are collected to prevent extinction of course. Maybe Alien X can help there.
Plus everytime Galactus shows up it's to order take out cause every hero will drop what they're doing to help according to Squirrel Girl.
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Well played...
Also....
Hi Laiflorpo!
~Waves to creature of mass destruction.~
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What ?
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My name is a name that you humans can't even Comprehend !
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11:15-13:35 Comic Book Quickies #3
There is a joke to be made here !
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Reread the post and then read my comments.
Me correcting an eldrich being.
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You:
then I asked
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Me correcting an error in their post.