I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<

Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,

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If my month so far is an example of the year to come, then 2018 is going to be great.

Admittedly, it started off rather poorly. I wrote less than 2,300 words for the entirety of the first week of January. It looked like my little pledge to myself to hit 1,500 words/day for the month was a pipe dream.

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With the writeoff over, it is time to get back into the swing of reviews!

Today’s excuse to promote The Destruction of the Self stories:

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It’s been awhile since I’ve posted a blog. Mainly because I’ve been trying to finish the TLS sequel. Guess what?

It’s done now.

Bad news: Done doesn’t mean finished. This thing is going to need editing and prereading to make sure it’s up to snuff to publish (my apologies into the poor saps that agreed on reading this. But look on the bright side: eventually it ends)

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I was wondering this earlier today.

So I googled it.

Turns out the answer is they don't:

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And here is Part 3 of today's Future Equestrian Stories Analyzis Firework, which is also the last part! Aside from the previews for the "Rainbow Roadtrip" Special and the official, english MLP: FiM manga, we've also gotten the synopses for Episodes 14, 15, 16, 17 and 18 of Season 9 on Tuesday! They contain quite a couple intriguing things and surprises, so I'll talk about them after the page break, as usual, to avoid spoilers!

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God, what a hilariously horrendous movie.

It was so bad, the guy in the back row must have drifted off and had a nightmare cuz his head was titled back and he was moaning. His girlfriend also must have been bored because she pulled out his headphones from his pocket (that must have had a really short cord) and head banged to some fast paced music.

Oh, and then he took off his pants and they fucked on the sticky theater floor.

True story, bro.

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The last ride has begun..... Now we are only half a season away from the end of the best TV show of all times. And I have to be really careful to not turn this into an obituary with bemoaning what will come in a few months.....

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It's a month and six days now since I created my new category "Foal of the Moment" on my new and redesigned userpage. Time for an update, the very first one!

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It is past midnight in Ukraine, August 24th. It is their Independence Day.

May the menace of tyranny be outlasted once again.

“All unicorns build doomsday devices!” Those five words were words that Twilight Sparkle never expected to hear next to each other and in that specific order in a sentence.

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lmao can you believe i've been working on this for two years what the heck

ANYWAY YES, EL is two years old now so I made a sappy blogpost shhhh I'm putting it under the cut because there's SPOILERS, and I'd like to quickly mention that, if you haven't read Chapter 24 yet AND skipped the interlude, please go back and read the interlude because it's linked to the chapter.

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So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

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