I don't know why I put that as my title but whatever.

IT'S HALLO-FUCKING-WEEN

No, not that kind of ween, although it is catchy.

THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!

Like I said, it's halloween. Nuff said. As you can see, I changed my name from GunsRGreat, to ClownsRScary, because of the recent clowns sightings in the wor-... hold on I think I see one.

*checks out window*

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Neutral title is neutral. Anyway, happy Christmas/whichever holiday based in the month of December you may celebrate.

Dude, it's the day /after/ Christmas.

Well, I worked on Christmas, and for those who have suffered through that before, you know why I wouldn't post anything. So, yeah. The struggle is real.

Anyway, I also wanted to let you know that I'm still around, though it doesn't seem like most of my followers care. Eh, I'm just glad to be here.

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Hello, fellow cretins!

Nah, sup dudes. What's going on. It's been a bit since my last blog, but things have been good. I got another chapter out. Yee-haw!, or whatever. That was good, got me back in the groove a little.

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So, ok, I've been thinking.

I'm a fan of a few anime, yes?

SAO/II.
FMA.
Gurren Lagann.
Kill la Kill.
Akame ga Kill.
H.O.T.D.

So on and so forth.

I've always wanted to combine them in a fic somehow, not pone related, a proper fanfiction.

Not that this site isn't proper- This is a tangent. Moving on!

I found out a way to link just about any anime together with SAO.

I say found out, more like 'thought about it until something plausible came to mind', but whatever.

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Now if you haven't already seen the site blog posts by this guy Poultry or whatever his name is then you don't know that Knighty the original *ahem* leader of the site is supposedly stepping down and retiring and that this new dude is putting a lot of new changes out there, one of them includes NO MORE HUMAN FICS!!!!
As well this thing call Gold Members which screams monthly payments for stories and yes I know its April 1.

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so i was wondering if theirs any good stories where the mc goes to a convention, see a "sick deal" on fan merch that looks a little too realistic from that dude from resident evil then gets sucked into the mlp universe with the powers of whatever anime they got a item from that's actually good? or at least a fun read ive heard more groaning about how trash they are than actuality seen stories about it looks like the trend died years ago and most stories left unfinished, i mean the trope its

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MLP having a Lich type villain.

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So this is old news, but I figure "I don't blog" is no excuse for not blogging about it: fellow longwinded sufferer yamgoth commissioned some dope-ass fanart of me and esteemed editrix Themaskedferret. Check it:

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For me it was "War of the Worlds"

I first watched it when I was like 7 or 8 years old. I didn't really pay attention to it since I was playing with legos. Wait, was it even legos? Eh, whatever.

Anyways, I was sitting there playing in front of the TV and then this scene caught my attention.

DUDE THE SOUND IT MAKES IS HAUNTING! And those beams of death D:

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I was being distracted and reading manga, and I was musing on the feats of superhuman strength and speed and how, well, its always a human(oid) of some sort using those abilities. That specific type of super speed and reaction time is rarely seen in mecha, which while sometimes fast, is generally more involved with either giant swords or giant explosions. There's Hulk playing whack-a-mole with physics, the Flash being a dude who runs fast, Sanji of One Piece being able to kick the air hard

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I don't know if I should dip out on this dude, or not. He usually calls me up and says "What's up" or something every month or so, But I feel like he just does it because he wants attention or he's got nothing better to do or the fact that I'm not there at his house anymore. You see his friend lives with him in the same room as him, And I used to have to live with him as well in the same bedroom for a month, God, That shit pissed me off so much. I swear sometimes this dude is a narcissist But

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Whelp, just saw the new Man of Steel movie. Was okay, but not spectacular. At least it was better than Superman Returns. Godawful movie.

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Semi-spoilers! Where I don't explain the whole thing, but still give information that could be considered spoilers! I'm doing this because I'm too lazy to actually just write the story, and to let people know I'm lazy!

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Because I'm too lazy to create more than six or seven characters, Training cheif dude whatever he's called, is Sarge. Not actually sarge, but same accent and general attitude.

Except he'll make sense.
Ish.

RD Bluetard.
More Sarge.

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Ah, it is good to be back from...um...well, nowhere actually, but still if I had been somewhere these past couple of days then it feels good to be back!

Now that Halloween is done and over with, I can resume my projects. Regarding my stories, I am working on the next chapter to Discord's Birthday Gift. Not sure what direction to take it, so I'm going to just type whatever my hands decide they want to type. I'm trusting you, hands!

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Like WOAH dude I am SOOOO HAPPY to be here right now. Just got done with the first chapter of my new story: You Can Never Win. Like HOLY CRAP it's gonna be EPIC. I gotta say my fav pone is probably Shinning Armor. He's really cool, but really kind and protective of those he is connected with. Cool/nice people are awesome. Kinda like Dash but Armor is badass. Any gotta go do whatever I do. So, see ya!

Oh. My god. I don't care. I just don't care.

So, this is the first time in an Illumination post I will actually be talking about Pony Stuff! What a shock.

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So yeah milestones thing let's go late night boys and girls.

Wow I did it look at me (I'm totally not running on like no sleep at all). Here, have my thanks to all of you readers and followers.

Nothing special planned except for the usual updates and jazz.

Anyway, yeah, cheers, looking forward to writing more for you guys. Thanks for all of the support so far, it's been a blast.

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I secretly get pissed off when I see someone say that they love the show on its own merits and no other reason.

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Hey guys, NickyD here! Sorry that I haven't posted in a while. Life and all that, you know how it is. But, I come here today for something different. Today, is my good friend, FamousLastWords', birthday. Guys, if you can, go to his page and give him some love.

CLICK HERE

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