Some lessons learned in this episode:

If you're going to be heating oil to deep fry a turkey, don't fall asleep while heating the oil and do it outside

If you drive through an active crime scene, the police will chase you

If you try to smuggle a knife in a loaf of bread onto a plane, you're going on a list

If you drop your pants on a flight and pee in the aisle, you're going on 2 lists

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I've always tried my best to put a bit of the theatrical spirit within If You Give a Little Love, and just for fun, right now I'd like to show you a little bit of how a slightly more obscure play made it into the story. If you don't care about this sort of thing, please feel free to just read the new excerpt, ignore my Twilight-style lecturings about the history hidden behind the passage, and skip straight to the stars at the end for something that I want everyone to see. But if this

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To be read after you have read the last chapter, not before. There are major spoilers below.

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So, a ton of gaming sites have collapsed, media groups falling apart and selling for pennies on the dollar...

And now I see the writing on the wall that Rotten Tomatoes, which has now gotten a reputation for censoring and deleting reviews, is also going to collapse soon into total irrelevance.

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Dear Bronies and Pegasisters,

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As humans, we learn new things everyday. The Earth is a wondrous place full of exciting adventures and fresh information at every turn. As an example, I learned something new today: FIMFiction deletes the spaces between my paragraphs in stories.

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Who should help teach her? (It's not Rainbow Dash if that's what you're thinking.)

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Just what the title says. This is what I learned in the past almost six weeks since February 25th. The CGI announcement for Generation 5 wrecked me in a dimension that I thought isn't possible. The 2D animation of Generation 4 holds a big, personal meaning to me that is as specific as it is private. I approached more analyses of Generation 5 only in very small steps since

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This week's life lessons learned:

-Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.

-Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.

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How do I rekindle my faith in humanity? Sometimes I look at the state of humanity today as a society and I realise why some people have completely lost all cares for societal problems. No care for politics, no care for religious and social movements, no care for sexism or racism. And I feel like I'm going the same way. I want to care about our society, I want to help and contribute. But when that society is full of things that just make me angry well before I can even think about anything, I

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Seriously, this exceeded my wildest expectations. Thanks to everyone who helped push Astronomy Lessons into the featured box. I do have a few more ideas for this account (which is, of course, my only one.) Can't guarantee when they'll see the light of day, but this was very encouraging. Read on for a hint at one of those ideas.

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This past week's What The Fuck Is Wrong With You featured news stories that ranged from well that was dumb-to eww gross-to pure what the fuckery-to maybe you shouldn't consume that.

Some of the lessons I hope you all learn from watching this are:
-Leave your ex the fuck alone and definitely don't make a phony call to the cops about a fake crime.

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This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!

Lessons we learned this week:

-Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.

-I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.

-When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.

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If this is still featured tomorrow, it will have been up there for four days.

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This week the life lessons we learned are:

-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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Hello and good morning to all my readers (unless you're in a really different time zone, in which case it would be afternoon or evening... nevermind).

That new story I mentioned before is finally up to read! Only the first chapter so far though, just for a little start. So in the meantime, I hope you enjoy this little summer surprise, and say hello to my new Celestia and Sunset Shimmer fic... Swimming Lessons

Today was ok. Seniors now have pretty shirts for the school uniform. I couldn't stop crying this morning over stupid shit, so my teacher let me go for a walk during class. It was nice to go outside. Because I got ahead in AP Psych, I got to eat lunch with my friends. My thesis for my English paper got approved, so that's one less thing to worry about. I can't wait to go home and stew in my angst.

Scene Rating Scale:

9/9: Flawless! Outstanding scene!
8/9: Great scene! Totally Rewatchable!
7/9: Pretty good. Not as perfect as I expected though.
6/9: Decent. Doesn’t ruin the movie/episode.
5/9: Mid.
4/9: Pretty bad. One of the weakest scenes of the movie/episode.

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