When I venture to places like antique malls there is often only one thing on my mind: ponies.
Dangit man, why'd I have to go and do that to them?
And by that I mean, why did they have to do and do that to themselves. As much as letting my characters control my story is an awesome way of getting real flow and legitimate reactions, it does make things a bit more complicated to write, especially when things like broken trust is involved.
New avatar!
It combines the cuteness of filly Vinyl Scratch, the amazing expression of G2 BIONICLE Gali from episode 15 (I think?) and the adorableness that is humanworld!Twilight!
Basically, I just threw spaghetti at a wall.
I'm trying to drag a few memories and crap from my archives.
Give me a day and a night's sleep, and you'll have genius in return.
One thing's for certain though:
Full Name: Lauren ***** B*******t
Future Career: I'm unsure atm
Birthday: May 12
Boyfriend/gf: None atm
Height: 5'somethin
Favorite Color: Bluey-green/teal
Girl BestFriends: A lot.(irl) A LOT.(internet)
Boy Bestfriend: A lot.(internet)
In Love?: Nop
Want Kids?: Maybe?
If, So How Many?: 1 or 2
SnapChat: Nope
Zodiac Sign?: Taurus
Last kiss? no comment
Last Hug? My dad
Last person I texted?: Kat
Which is awesome, because now I get a good hour to chill at home before I have to go back to school. Thank god I live within walking distance.
Now pardon me as I meander about and mentally prepare myself for school.
And now it is over, and we must depart. Good evening, Baltimare.
HOW DOES A BASTARD
ORPHAN
SON OF A WHORE
AND A SCOTSMAN
DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOR-
GOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARRIBEAN
BY PROVIDENCE, IMPOVERSIHED IN SQUALOR
GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE
BUT JUST YOU WAIT
JUST YOU WAIT
When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
A busy day today for people I follow – four new stories in my feed, from three different authors, including the long-absent Darf, who is oft spoken of in hushed tones, for fear that he might return if you said his name in front of a mirror three times.
Seems someone finally did. And so, I thought, what better way to welcome him back from two years of absence than to review two of his new stories?
I’m so sorry.
But maybe not as interesting as 1729.
Incidentally, I just booked my flights for Galacon. Anyone else planning to be there? We can all meet up and pretend that we're writers!
Okay, here's a thing that I did.
Y'know Discord? The chatty thing?
Y'know all the crazy Iceverse stuff I write?
You like reading them and stuff?
Well, hopefully...
Anyway... the Iceverse now has a Discord server! You can talk about characters/snark/why I suddenly made chapters in FA that were super long like with me/something related to it.
This would also be a chance to request to see the concept art and Sombra doodles that I make behind the scenes.
As I've come to learn via my Discord server, something bizarre has happened. In fact, it is so bizarre that the only thing that could make it seem normal is if I remembered my other email password and actually bothered to check it, or browsed Equestria Daily, well, daily.
Because, my weird cult of followers, apparently, the revised (yes, it had a revision I forgot to blag about) of All That Lingers got its paranormal romance ass on Equestria Daily.
I published a new story for the Barcast's Halloween in April contest.
You would be better off skipping this one.
Okay, so let's just get into it
I broke my computer, so the new chapter is going to be delayed for a while
Can't say until when just yet because I don't have money...
BUT
Get hype for when I can start posting again
Because Chapter 2 of Pull Me Closer is coming with an awesome sex scene
And that isn't even all that's coming soon
I'm participating in the Incest Is Wincest siblings contest this month
So I'll hopefully be posting that soon
“So, Biscuit,” said nobody in particular, “how’s 2021 been going so far?”
My sister entered the room without knocking, and caught me reading the Kama-Sutra out loud to my hand-carved, fuck-ugly wooden Beethoven bust.
The fuck-ugly bust in question
I was at the part where the book explains how to get rid of a lover you don’t want anymore.
So this is a subject I've been mulling over for some time now, and at this point it's just time to say screw it and announce that I'm tentatively opening up writing commissions.
I want to say this is for a nobler reason like forcing myself to become a better writer or looking to hone my craft, but I'd be lying.
Truth is I've hit a really rough patch thanks to a certain pandemic and really need the money.
Set three of the Flutterdash contest entry reviews!
Today’s stories:
Rainbow Dash Wants to Babysit by GrapeMelon
Changing for the Better by thedarkitty
Left Behind by Shrink Laureate
Embarrassing Things Happen Sometimes by RainbowDasher21
Something Happened by SamRose