After watching her BBC montage, Theresa wonders if anything can go right in this world (while we wonder if anything can go right in this story). Apparently she has a ‘trademarked’ funny face, because her shopping assistant, Nancy, begins to laugh at how an eighteen year old with no experience in anything is supposed to take on such big responsibility. 

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And now, it is time to do some reviews all from the same author due to sequels:

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So, a friend of mine recently had a bad day and asked people to post good things about him or good memories with him. I contributed a pretty long post, since I had plenty of stories, and most of them were from games of various stripes, since we became friends in the first place mostly during a Shadowrun campaign. I thought I'd share what I posted here, if only as an amusing series of snapshots into the kind of things that happen over the course of a few years of gaming together. Plus, adding a

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Well I have thought long and hard about this. The verdict is that I shall continue writing. Now I hardly have time to write at all right now with all that is going on. So chapters will most likely be posted randomly through the next couple of weeks/months if not it just means i'm still really busy. Now for the health update. My dads health has... as best I can describe it is at a slow controlled decline, but it will most likely take a sharp decline in the future so say the doctors who said he

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Once again, the Great and Powerful Jaxie held a flash writing contest, in which the prompt was Technically, not terrible.

He also, in the Discord chat, goaded me into writing something that was eight* chapters long, which is why this thing is what it is.

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Hey, calm down! Just because it's September doesn't mean it's the end of the world yet.

There are still plenty of things to do before we bother with that sort of nonsense. Take a deep breath, put the folders down, and relax.

3 votes and I'll make Applejack and Her Cider Problems but actually not a train wreck this time.

Tbh I'm drunk as fuck right now and I may not even go through with it, but while I have the energy, I might as well make this post now.

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The excitement of the nuke is behind us now, so let's see what happens in the aftermath.

With absolutely no lead in, Theresa wakes up in a hospital with Prime Minister Peter Blair standing next to her bed. She correctly guesses that the secret of HAL is out.

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"And what do you want to be when you grow up Pole Dancer?"

Wow...had some real winners this time. I narrowed it down to three before choosing this gem. It's just too Sombra.

"He doesn't want to die, but he keeps on saying things that make me want to kill him. I don't get it. I just don't get it."
~King Sombra

Sew Far, Sew Good

Hey guy's, it's me again, giving you the low-down of what's going on.

As of late, I've been fairly busy with college work, and it's been hampering my ability to continue producing chapters. This is made even worse by my earlier idea to brig Fixing the Balance out of hiatus. So, with this decision, I've chosen to keep FTB on hiatus until such a time comes when I have time to pull it out of hiatus.

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This is the most beautiful thing related to today's episode.

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What is it with Glimmer and how cliche stock plots follow her wherever she goes? One or two stock plot episodes where characters are flanderised and dumbed down and written OOC so they'll fit into the stock plot's roles, I can handle, but how many have we had so far? Please, take this number and show it to a Glimfan.

Also, score one for the "Glimmer is incurable and needs to be put down, she can not be redeemed or reformed" theory.

Called:
What am I watching right now?
Here's your hint

[PROTIP: Please note that the hyperbolic tone of this post is for comedic effect. While I certainly don’t think Fall of Equestria is in any way worth defending, I also think it is largely beneath my notice and not worth getting all up in arms over.]

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This chapter opens with Theresa crying about the unfairness of the position that she’s in. Truthfully, she should be crying about how her own brashness and stupidity led to her being in the position that she’s in. She’s in a situation where no matter what she does, people will die. However, Theresa seems to fixate much more on how people will stop loving her no matter the outcome. We already know that she’s a callous, unfeeling, self-centered, myopic woman-child. We just never knew how much of

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We’re doing things a bit differently this week. Since this series of analyses can be done by Friday, we’re getting one chapter a day now, until the end of this literary travesty. Everyone ready? Let’s go.

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November Leaves

To be polite about it, I wish I never wrote this story. It's a smouldering pile of twenty pounds of cack in a five pound sack that's been covered in pitch then lit on fire again. The whole idea of it, wherever it came from, should have stayed in whatever hellion dimension it resided in. The ones who read this and the only one who commented on it are right to hate it, too.

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Hey, all.

Last month I didn't think I'd be writing any pony fiction for a long time, but then I saw the terrible-dad competition, and something clicked.

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It's nice to reach that point where I don't have to constantly post a story to get random likes, favs and the occasional comment asking why don't I update. I've been enjoying a fifteen-minute retirement these last couple of days.

Logging in, "Oh, somebody read X and faved. That's nice."

Logging out, "Now I know how my favorite authors, who don't update or post a new story, feel. Content."

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