Paranoia Session Writeup

Wow. So, uh, that Patreon number got... big.

Looks like I'm going to have to start doing these weekly, huh?

Well.

The next Paranoia session seems to be as good a place to start as any. I was going to post this in one part, but I forgot just how much had happened.

Hopefully, the rest will go up tomorrow.

Let's re-introduce our heroes? Shall we?

Team Leader: Professional Russian, Aggressive Meditator

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So, in about 12 hours from now, I'm seeing a doctor who is either telling me bad new, terrible news or the worst news. That fucking sucks. When your best case scenario is bad news from your doctor, your Dungeon Master is a fucking arsehole and you're obviously playing a homebrewed Paranoia campaign.

Stealth Train's much more preferable, don't you think?

When we last left our intrepid "Heroes" they were about to get a visit from Arnold-B, their Blue commander-in-chief.

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So, I met the goal for doing weekly blogs. I'll start adding the promised names from the Patreon as soon as the first proverbial cheque clears, and the site starts giving me the details of the obligations I got.

Unfortunately for you, you get another rambling tale of a tabletop game I ran. Clever pieces and dissection of characters later. I've gotta get these all down before I forget what happened, and I think this is already from December 10.

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No, I didn't forget. Just ended up getting visitation rights to my brother for Christmas lunch, ended up spending it with him in hospital. Ended up watching him read my last blog post, cried like a baby at the author's note. Never seen that before.

Anyway! I'm pushing it back to New Years. The next socially acceptable time to be hungover the next morning. Sounds like one hell of a plan.

In the mean time! In the mean time!

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Hi, it's been a while.

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As I continue further down the path of psychological destruction at the relentless hooves of ponykind, the once-proud walls of resilience against their ways have suffered a new and terrifying breach. At some time during the course of the past year, I attended a convention. The wise can easily determine which, but it's not important to mention it here.

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IN WHICH PARANOIA STRIKES
Hey. Before I get into today's brain-dump, here's the full version of a teaser video I posted awhile back.

I don't really know what else to say except I'm sleepy. Schedule? What's that? Maybe I'll figure it out past the fold.

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And now, it is time to do some reviews all from the same author due to sequels:

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The lockdowns were POINTLESS. The studies coming out of REAL ACTUAL DATA and not computational models highly vulnerable to bias and manipulation are showing the lockdowns had LITTLE TO NO EFFECT ON THE PANDEMIC AT ALL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZCOJq5DVZA

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We’re a good few chapters into this fic, so I thought I’d have a bit of a talk about it!

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Well that update schedule went to hell Hey all! So I hope we were all satisfied! Thank you guys so much for all the kind words you’ve sent, when I first had the idea for this I had no idea it would gain such an intelligent group of followers! You guys really took this seriously, I've been watching you guys get into full conversations in the comment section, I've loved it! (Some of you even shouting at each other over if the Dazzlings should be punished or not ) As I said

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If you do, and you want a stranger to scribble in it, bring it to Bronycon 19 and I will autograph the part that I did. Same for this one:

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IN WHICH I BACKSLID BUT ATTEMPT TO RECOVER
Art is a reflection of life. Sometimes real life imitates art. This happens to me more than I like. So, here's Perfume.

I have yet to see all the MVs they've made over the last decade, to say nothing of their amazing live shows. So you'll be getting more of these lovely ladies from me, like it or not. Anyway, confession time...

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IN WHICH DUMB IDEAS CAN YIELD GOOD
So, one of my readers randomly commented on my user-page, suggesting a story about spiders. Naturally, I responded by posting the live cut of They Might Be Giants song "Spider". I felt it was appropriate.

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I ain't mature, I ain't smart, I ain't as humorous as younger me, I ain't a wise man, and I certainly ain't a good vocalist. However, I do my best and try what I can, even if I enter a period of very low self-loathing afterwards at the results that ensue.

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Today, I received a private message. As you might already know if you've seen me posting comments in some places recently, I am a very huge advocate for it that ponyfics stay online, whether on the accounts of their authors or on independent archives, such as FIMFetch or my archive account, Fluttercheer's Orphanage for Abandoned Pony Fiction.

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