So I wrote this terrible story when I was 14 and....

3 votes and I'll make Applejack and Her Cider Problems but actually not a train wreck this time.

Tbh I'm drunk as fuck right now and I may not even go through with it, but while I have the energy, I might as well make this post now.

Hi. My name is A L E X A N D E R. I'm a metal / hip-hop / RnB / Metalcore / Rock n roll / reggae / death metal / classic rock / industrial / whatever other genre you can think of musician. I may even regret making this post for the sake of revealing one of my deepest hidden secrets literally EVER. The demons that I've been battling with since I was dumb enough to tell ALLLLLL my friends what show I watch. I have since moved on from the brony fandom in about 2016 though, but I've been revisiting this site for nostalgic purposes, and recently re-read one of the fanfics that I made forEVER ago.

It's awful. Even as a joke, it's absolutely sub-tier garbage. Grammar is BOTCHED, the amount of F-bombs I used was absolutely ungodly and honestly grotesque, and the story just doesn't make any sense, not to mention the blood curdling cringe that was put into it. With references of PewDiePie used for no other purpose than to promote and already exploding content creator, but to also use the word iPod more times than the average American says the word, "Uhhhh", and, "Liiiiike".

I wrote this smelly pile of shit when I was 14. Probably closer to 13. So now that I am 21 going on 22, I'd like to see how many people would like to see me revitalize it (Just for shits and giggles) now that it's been over seven years since I've been on this site, and with thousand of poems and songs I've written with the changes of about a hundred different band names, I am violently curious to see who not only remembers this heap of feces, but to see how active these users are. Despite the fact that I would be willing to bet there's still people here trying to... Clop was the term? I guarentee you that this post won't be on the equivalent of the For You page on that pointless ass app. What do you call it? Oh yeah! TicTac! Anyway, that's right. Clopping.... So yeah. Three votes and I'll deadass do it while I'm drunk tomorrow.

For those of you who don't have context, here's a summary of the story

Applejack is drunk. Big Mac says, "Aaaahhhh, little sister, you're out of controlololol", Applejack wet noodles the door with her head, cries, wakes up with a hangover, faps to RD, somehow RD gets the incentive to get drunk for whatever reason (Bro I was 14, give me a break), and they have what we call, "The big intercourse", and then I think Twilight and them have a threesome, but I don't care enough to remember.

So yeah. Three votes and you'll get a mildly higher quality version.

Anyway, as Moist Cr1tikal would say, "That's pretty much it. See ya."