Occupational Choices · 1:20pm Jul 3rd, 2016
"And what do you want to be when you grow up Pole Dancer?"
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"And what do you want to be when you grow up Pole Dancer?"
This is the issue with pony names.
"I wanna lead a marching band, duh."
And thus, that girl from Rainbow Dash's motivational song in Friendship Games will now forever be known as Pole Dancer. I hope you're happy.
Brings to mind a story somewhere on this site with an unfortunate young colt named Street Pizza.
"I want to be a teacher!"
Don't forget the OC named Deepthroat Cockslut.
4065212 Gargoyles crossover?
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That one made it into the show, he's no longer fun to make fun of.
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What wait when???