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Occupational Choices · 1:20pm Jul 3rd, 2016

"And what do you want to be when you grow up Pole Dancer?"

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This is the issue with pony names.

"I wanna lead a marching band, duh."

And thus, that girl from Rainbow Dash's motivational song in Friendship Games will now forever be known as Pole Dancer. I hope you're happy.

Brings to mind a story somewhere on this site with an unfortunate young colt named Street Pizza.

"I want to be a teacher!"

Don't forget the OC named Deepthroat Cockslut.

4065212 Gargoyles crossover?:rainbowhuh:

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That one made it into the show, he's no longer fun to make fun of.

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Don't forget the OC named Deepthroat Cockslut.

That one made it into the show, he's no longer fun to make fun of.

What wait when???

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