I've literally never seen one before. I looked it up because I literally ate some strawberry granola not long ago and had no clue how long it might have been there. It was still in date, but never mentioned specifically white strawberries, which there were a lot of. And they were that type of softness you'd imagine old Rice Krispies to get like, if you all know that experience. *Cringes intensely from PTSD flashbacks*

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Usagingu

Name/Origin:
Usagingu is a combination of the Japanese word for rabbit (Usagi) and the Japanese word for lightning (Raitoningu). The name is pronounced: (You-saw-ging-ew)

Info:
Type: Electric
Ability: Static
Class: Rabbit Pokemon
Height (ft): 1'06"

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...of the existence of White Lightning. Or, at least, that that particular pegasus is named thus.

Welp. I guess now I know who the moonshiner is in Ponyville, huh? And it's not the Apple monopoly I expected.

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Let me tell you all a little story. It's the story of why Crobat is my favorite Pokemon ever.

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My friend André S Ninja did a lovely dark reading of White Space (LINK), and now he wants to do readings of YOUR stories! check out his Youtube channel or,

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Just came into my head just now; during the chapter that I'm working on called To Canterlot High and Back, Sunset Shimmer comes face to face with Twilight Sparkle as the Green Ranger during the Friendship Games (I'm skipping Rainbow Rocks as I got plans for a certain trio of Sirens).

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I tried doing this all the way back in 2019, but apparently the psychiatrist I visited before I had to be shipped out recommended I spend some time alone and by myself to prove I can handle living on my own. Because, you know, I'm an autistic retard. Got that autistic energy! Plus, I was still addicted to porn way back then, making me far less suitable to teach others about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

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Another day means more progress.

Beat the second gym. Whiped twice again. That Herdier and Watchog was some piece of work!

Got my first couple of evolutions. First Lillipup into my own Herdier and it looks so cool. Then NAHASH evolved into Servine which looks... Stupid to be honest. But I know the final evo is awesome. And lastly AMETHYST evolved into Liepard!

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Black people, right?

I'm just being edgy.

Now, let's talk about what's really important to us all.

Okay, honestly, this is actually about... wait for it.

Izzy Moonbow!

Surprise!

Light Heliotropeish Gray - Apparently that's Izzy's coat color.

Seriously, what is that?!

DAB5E0 - There, that's easier to remember... sort of...

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So since I was away last weekend I had got alot of time put into this game.

First of all, CAROL learned Psychic on level up so I immediately used a Moon Stone to evolve her into Musharna, and now makes a very unsettling ghost whistle sound when brough out into battle. (And since the Evoilite she's been holding this whole time is no longer in effect, I gave it to CHARON, which has evolved into Lampent.)

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Yes, the MLP body wash is real.

And Rarity's body wash really is apple-scented.

Really, Hasbro? You should know better than to encourage us like that.

EDIT: I wrote a story based on this image. I regret nothing.

We interrupt this episode of Pokégod with this important message!

A loophole in Nintendo's Wi-fi Connection has been found which allows you to connect to their servers, despite their supposed shutdown for DS era games. This means that you'll be able to access online features, and in a truely bizzare twist of fate, download Mystery Gifts for Gen 4 and 5 pokemon games!

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So long, 2021.

You may have been slightly better than last year, but in light of you being petty enough to take Betty White before her 100th birthday at the last minute, I offer you my sincerest "fuck you in the ass".

So, about all this supposed racism and white supremacy within the fandom...

It seems that all this nonsense is focused around the negative reaction to blm imagery on derpibooru, which I find interesting and odd at the same time.

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Today, we're listening to "Mele Kalikimaka" sung by Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters.

Also known as "The Hawaiian Christmas Song", this song deviates the seasonal setting from the cold and snow to a tropical paradise. Where Bing is enjoying his holiday in the sun and sending his greetings to the freezing folks back home.

... and he has to qualms about rubbing it in.

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Who do you prefer? Gordon Ramsay or Marco Pierre White?

So I got a NEW MECHANICAL KEYBOARD!! (truck announcer voice echo), with some lovely Cherry MX Browns... It feels sooooooooooooo good to type on that I had to do something with it. So I wrote a chapter of White Lie.

It's just that... well... it's the chapter after the next chapter, so I still have that to write...

...whoops.

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