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Well, I'm now president of our township Republican Club... continuing the trend to me to end up in charge of everything I volunteer for unless I flee before it's too late.

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If y'all have been looking at the blog search on this website lately, then you may have seen a lot of new users making blogs by posting links to get you to Watch movies online. It's getting really annoying lately because it keeps flooding up the Blog search and makes it hard for anyone to have their own Blog show up in the Blog search! Can someone please tell Knighty or one of the admins on this website to ban all those new users that keep posting links to Watch Movies online in their blogs? I

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Okay, so does anyone know of Dragon Ball Xenoverse? Where there are people changing the events of history (in Dragon Ball), and how the villain wins or whatever?

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EDIT: Thanks to the long holiday season, the movie has just squeaked past what it needed to recoup its budget. It now looks to make a minor profit of $15-$20 million. But with a significantly diminished return ($370 million vs $471 million for the first one), I'd be surprised if there's a third "Ralph" movie unless it's already in production. If they do go ahead with it, the budget will almost certainly be slashed. A $175 million budget is too great a risk for another sequel.

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The user now has a week to remove his video or he will receive a copyright strike on his YouTube channel. I’ve tried to resolve this peacefully, but he forced my hand, so consider me giving him a week instead of immediately taking it down my final mercy towards him.

Now, when he’s upset about his video being taken down, he should remember this: I offered my hand in peace, and he simply cast it aside. We could’ve talked about this like civilized people.

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I know I'm late to the party, but I honestly didn't think it would be that bad. I was so, so wrong.

This is basically my emotions towards it:

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY???

As I've been doing for the past month or so, I participate in the weekly Good HiE List group podcast. We talk about stories, answer questions, get drunk, all that fun stuff. So far, we've had a number of notable guests join the calls, such as ROBCakeran, Vengeful Spirit (Socks), Flutterpriest, Anonpencil, and others.

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An actual quote that is said in the show.

Season 8, Episode 23, Sounds of Silence, if you're wondering.

Normally, that would be all, but I guess I should say something blog-post-y while we're here.

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Evening Everyone

Stop the block! Can't stop the block! Which really means it is very difficult to write right now. I did this thing earlier in april/may where I never posted to at least say I'm not dead once a week for like a month, and I don't want want to do that again so here, have an update!

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Hey again all,

So wanted to say a thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday, I read it and am truly thankful for your wishes.

Also on a side note my work rate may slow down (I just got Fire Emblem Fates and I cannot stop playing it, please send help) but I am trying to push out more of Sweet Apple Romance with any luck I will have at least a chapter out by the end of this week.

My fellow Smoozians,

I am Lord Smooze. And I am, much like the rest of you, a mixture of good and evil. I would say, however, that I am mostly good, and all of me that is evil is a necessary evil.

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If you use "(w/sh/c)ould of" instead of "(w/sh/c)ould have", I will hunt you down and revoke your pancreas rights using only a roll of duct tape and a squirrel. Then I will find every English teacher who ever failed to instruct you that that is NOT FUCKING OKAY, and I will hang them collectively by their toes from the driver's side mirror of a Greyhound bus.

You have been warned.

Hey, remember that rant heads-up? Here it is.

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Just wanted to give you lot a brief update. It seems hurricane Florence has a raging hate boner for my state and, as such, there's a damn good chance I may be AWOL for a brief time. Not to worry though, I have a few stories already locked and loaded for publishing, so the debauchery will continue as scheduled!

Like Noah, I'll survive the torrential rains and flooding upon a boat I crafted of sinful delights and pastel equine buggery!!!

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