Hello you sexy bastards, how’s it going? Anyways I’m going to be writing a few Sonic The Hedgehog stories. WAIT!!!! PUT THE GUN DOWN!!! DONT PULL THE TRIG-

*BANG*
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Are we not all retards? Do we not all visit this site daily?

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Boy this epsiode hit me hard. Both with te cringing and... Well, with how I relate to it...

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I normally wouldn't want to go and do this, but stupidity of this magnitude needs to be shared. I also want to archive this somewhere before this guy goes and tries to delete his comments. I don't want people to dogpile on him, and as such I will only give out the link when asked. I'm an asshole, I don't try to deny it, But I don't need backup, and I can easily hold my own on the internet. It's just that you only meet a person this stupid once in your lifetime. This is going to be a long post,

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If you use "(w/sh/c)ould of" instead of "(w/sh/c)ould have", I will hunt you down and revoke your pancreas rights using only a roll of duct tape and a squirrel. Then I will find every English teacher who ever failed to instruct you that that is NOT FUCKING OKAY, and I will hang them collectively by their toes from the driver's side mirror of a Greyhound bus.

You have been warned.

Have I created passwords so fucking forgettable that I've been locked out of my account for months, because I just refuse to write it down or screenshot it. I'm so damn dumb, I swear to God I should probably be dead, if luck didn't favor my oblivious ass, I guess.

Well here's to me not getting locked out a third time.

You now have the option to disable comments and votes on your stories. You'll never have to deal with reader feedback ever again! I think Knighty might have finally lost it.

Look at all the fluid animation, look at the charm! Everything's in theme, and it's gorgeous and it's only the first three minutes.

#memepredictions btw, Spike's WhatchuTALKINbout coolguy-mcgroovy-motion will be popular gif.

Also 'Smile?' with Twilight twitching will be a thing too. It's too good to pass up.

Damn dude, 30 seconds chock full of meme potential right after the three minute mark.

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He's going to be a sniper, just like all those retarded theories say. He's going to shoot a Manticore and save me in the opening scene. Classic HIE fic lol. I suddenly changed my mind, I have a better idea, but this is a good story idea, MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!

I'm seriously considering writing some smut fetish fuel. You know, those kind of clopfics.

And no, its not that HandyxStellar rapey fic, that isn't getting off the tarmac anytime soon.

I'm talking about those lewd stories involving hyper, growth, expansion, etc.

All that kinky shit.

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What the fuck is wrong with me?

I blame those filthy futa writers.