Sep
11th
2018
Nature's hate boner · 10:56pm Sep 11th, 2018
Just wanted to give you lot a brief update. It seems hurricane Florence has a raging hate boner for my state and, as such, there's a damn good chance I may be AWOL for a brief time. Not to worry though, I have a few stories already locked and loaded for publishing, so the debauchery will continue as scheduled!
Like Noah, I'll survive the torrential rains and flooding upon a boat I crafted of sinful delights and pastel equine buggery!!!
I'll be sure to post an update once this has all blown over!
Stay safe out there y'all!
Good luck.
You keep yourself safe too, Leech. Take all the time you need to come back.
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Should be fine, but I appreciate the well wishes! So far, I've lived through floods, blizzards, hurricanes, a tornado, and an earth quake. At this point, I feel like Lieutenant Dan from Forest Gump, cursing and flipping the bird at the heavens while shitposting and writing
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If you walk outside, and say "Do You call this a storm?" you deserve what you get. I'll miss you. Save me a seat in Hell.
I'm joking! Come through this alright. Please.
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TY TY, I should be fine though. It'll take more than a little wind and rain to take this clop smith down!
Stay safe, Leech.
You're a gem, a straight up diamond in the rough, stay safe, and who knows, maybe once it's over maybe you or someone else can write a "Fuck you" Story to hurricane Florence. Maybe.
Which state are you in anyeays, other than the obviously posaible Hawaiian Islands, you Washington, Oregon, or California?
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Well, the hurricane in question is hovering just east of the Carolinas, so I'll give you two guesses!
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Im gonna say South Carolina.
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Close, but you missed the mark by a hair!
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Darn shoulda guessed north. Lol. Hey so are you a guy or girl?
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I'm an "adult" man, according to Uncle Sam and my bills anyways.
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We all hate adulting, i should've listened to my dad and not been in such a hrry to grow up, i miss those lazy days where i could just watch MLP, anime and oter fun stuff without a care in the world. Oh well, only plus side being out half a decade is no homework.
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I'm only an adult on the clock; outside of that, I just watch cartoons, write smut, and fuck around with hobbies.
As a wise man once said, "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."
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Who said that, im gonna get a poster of it on my wall. Lol. So who is your favorite pony?
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>Who is your favorite pony?
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That's a loaded question. #1 top tier waifu of all time is Celestia,
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Wow really into those background ponies huh! Lol. #1 waifu Luna, shes just so beautiful, also im imto the moon and stars so it kinda works. So luna is fav princess, then normal ponies in order, Rainbow Dash, the rest are 2nd favorites for me. Also if I was a colt id have been a cutie mark crusader.
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Aye, the CMCs are pretty wonderful, that's for damn sure
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Always wondered if the had some chaos magic in them since they always got into crazy shenanigans.
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I think that "chaos magic" is called, being busy-bodies
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Hey whatever floats your airship right. Lol.
Yoo NC got it’s ass torn open by florence, Fayetteville’s two bridges over the cape fear were shut down because of the water pretty sure but nothing else seems too bad how was it on your end?
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Could have been much worse. Fortunately, made it through in one piece!
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Yeah can’t disagree with that well best of luck and keep that smut comming boi so I can keep cumming