Today was interesting to say the least.

First, went to cub foods for food duh. Then, we went to the checkout and my dad forgot his card.

So, we couldn't pay for it.

So, dad went back home to get his card while I waited at the store. Know what happened next?

His car broke down and died.

He came back to the store to get me after our neighbor brought him there.

We paid the money that was needed, and walked all the way back home.

Walked....all.....the....way...home.

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My last blog post was on Halloween?! It's not like I left anyone waiting for a new chapter update on some story I was writing...

If anyone is actually reading this, I'm sorry. I'm working on the next chapter for the Element of Common Sense I just realized about halfway through the original draft that this was going into horribly unrealistic territory and threw the entire chapter out. Now things are looking better.

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I feel like I'm about to owe everyone an apology. So I'm gonna warn you all now.
My so-called "internet connection" is so bad, it almost doesn't exist. If it weren't for there being a little bit of 4G for my phone, I wouldn't get any writing done at all, let alone be able to submit anything. And it's not anyone's fault. I don't have faulty equipment (save for my computer randomly freezing solid), and no one is sabotaging anything... Except my internet provider.

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I'm struggeling pretty bad with life again. Everything I try or do just falls apart. And its going this way for nearly over an year now.

And the worst is: I'm getting sick of myself. I just want to break out, open my wings and fly away and leave everything bad behind me. I really don't know how much more I can take, before the point of no return is reached.

Thanks for listening and stay awesome out there!

Holey (Muff) Diver

Fluttershy walks into a bar.

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1 week ago I order a blog post titled: the worst sneak peak ever….

And the spoiler was the next chapter of It’s not easy being called Rainbow Dash.

Well long story short I’m unhappy with the chapter even though I spent so long writing it so I’m gonna change the POV and the name. Which means writing a new chapter which means more time till it comes out…..

……sorry guys & gals.

trust me, im crazy!!

Do tell how either of those suggestions are grammatically correct for that sentence, Microsoft Word, please do.

I'm used to Word's grammar check occasionally being squirrelly and/or too "by the book"...but this instance seemed comically bad given the sentence it was suggesting these corrections for.

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*Writes timeskip chapters and thinks he is very clever
*Writes a scene were Handy uses his authority as Sword of the king to give an overworked Joachim the night off and get much needed sleep, deals with irritable petitioners in his stead.
*Sees today's episode.
*Exactly the same concept.
*Flips laptop.

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Well I just spent my morning, on the hottest day of the year and at the hottest point in said day, traipsing around several acres of hilly countryside shoveling horseshit into empty coal bags for a few hours and somehow by the end of it my face and arms were blacker than sin, with a young herd of horses following me and my father around and annoyingly biting our shirts like the nosey bastards they were. Emphasis on nosey, we explored an ancient abandoned farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere

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Mario stands behind you, casually sprinkling salt over your head.

You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario: I'm-a SALTING you!

Get it? Assaulting? A-salting? No?

From this:

To this:

This thread made me do it:
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211589/rate-my-avatar/thread/285444/is-my-avatar-bad

In the comment section,
1. please rate my old avatar from 0 to 100.
2. please rate my new avatar from 0 to 100.

Okay, I think we can all agree that today's episode was not a good one. It showed Aesop Amnesia, and character developmental regression on the part of a certain three ponies.

My advice is related to this episode, and actually any other episodes you may think are bad. It can be summed up in two words and they are this: Ignore it!

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Been gone for about a minute. Till this day aint sure if i'll continue any stories. Haven't been feelin MLP for years. My bad.

Sucks too. Lookin back i had some alr stories.

I got a thread dedicated just to me.
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/1565/christian-bronies/thread/307895/bad-dragon

How cool is that?

So, first off, in case you didn't notice, I've recently uploaded two new fics: contest entry The Great Equestrian Dragon Ball Scramble, and anticipated sequel Antithesis. Feel free to, like, read them, or whatever.

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This is the funniest story ever posted to this site. Bad Horse is a genius.

Behold: The Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightbalde, Interior Design Alicorn

What do you think is the worst story I ever have written? And why was said story bad?

You know since I'm not some profound great author. (and sometimes I can only write 'good' if I get outside help) I'm a hit and miss writer. OK sometimes I'm intentionally bad, but still.