Jan
18th
2017
Have a horrible joke. · 6:02pm Jan 18th, 2017
Mario stands behind you, casually sprinkling salt over your head.
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Mario: I'm-a SALTING you!
Get it? Assaulting? A-salting? No?
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that was so SALTY of you
4387181 Stop it, your a-salting me with these puns.
Boooo!
4387230 what did you you expect when I said horrible joke?
4387238 i Know. Do you whant to hear a crule joke?
4387241 sure?
4387251 ok here it go's:
what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer?
Ash
4387255 that's horrible in every way.
kill me now.
4387275 *knife*
4387268 yea i Know.
That joke wasn't Punny at all!
Still, it made me chuckle!
4387370
4387292 do it. i dare you
4387499 oh, I'm just handing it to you.
4387507 okay!!!
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