I was doing this thing where I made a triangle out of sticks and lashings, and then people carried me around on it. I ended up having to use someone else’s triangle, and it fell apart. My foot was pinned in place, but I insisted upon being carried 50 feet further to the finish line.

Artist’s rendition:
https://ibb.co/6sB96BV

I'm literally converting through like, six different file formats and reencoding Lullaby for a Princess just for the sake of playing the video on a computer that's three times older than I am.

(Specifically, I'm using XDC, which is well-known for it's popular demoscenes.)

Website to the video encoding tools: https://x86dc.wordpress.com/

So, this:

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Am I doing bad when it comes to this? Or is this just trolling.

11 dislikes. My highest yet.

Hello, guys. Surprised to see me again, huh? Yeah, I didn’t think I would come back at first either. However, I would like to make some clarification as to why I left in the first place so hear me out.

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Ooh~
Big futa horsecock
So scary

(comment stolen wholesale from /mlp/)
-Fuzz

Welp, running a bit behind on this one. Anyway, I have a pretty good idea what recommendation I'm going to give this one already, but let's see how it changes as I review it, shall we? Oh, and I added some footnotes because why not?

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[pityparty]Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been kinda indisposed lately lulz. I'll have a more detailed blog whenever I can get in front of a computer and think straight.[/pityparty]

Wish me luck y'all \o/
~Scampy

UPDATE: i lived bitches

Scinfaxi: The Horse who pulls a carriage that contains the sun and daylight

Hrimfaxi: The Horse who pulls a carriage that contains the moon and nighttime

Alicorn: The Winged Unicorn who's very existence brings imminent doom

IN WHICH DRUNKEN RAMBLING
Hey y'all! So, uh, I've been having some demon-liquor. Enjoy this random-as-hell Otter video!

I love otters. Have for years. But sadly they can't fit into my writing oeuvre. So sit back and enjoy my word-vomit!

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I'm sorry I still haven't posted any stories here, I was working on one, but unfortunately, my priorities have changed.

I finally started working on my own Novel again. However, in order to do so, I have to actually push myself to work on it. The reason I wasn't writing was because I just felt bored whenever I had to focus on it.

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IN WHICH I CHANGE ONE WORD
I'm burnt out on posting Japanese stuff. So here's some good ol' modern-era Canadian jazz.

This was the first song I ever played in marching band, so it has a special place in my heart. Anyway…

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It's a very special day today.

Two years ago, I took in my beautiful baby girl. I can't believe it's been two years. It feels like even more. And yet I can picture it as clearly as if it happened yesterday. I guess it's true what they say- the days go slow but the years go fast.

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To any of you who may have read the one story on my account, and have any interest in it... this is a bit of background that I've wanted to post for a long time, but haven't been able to for various reasons creative and practical in nature.

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Yep, you heard right! My family's computer is finally back up and running! I feel if I'm on a permanent high because of this and nothing can get me down.Mind you, because of Dad's work schedule we won't get it back till Monday but either way, I won't have to use a tablet for much longer.

"Today, the school, tomorrow, the world!"

Hi guys im bored. So I made this list of my favorite ships here we go

Number #5

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As the title suggests, I updated Little Nemo. And boy did I write up something for you guys. I have no idea how this thing ballooned out and became the behemoth that it did. I just started writing last night, stopped at the chapter end and realized it was somehow 6 in the morning already.

So yeah. I doubled my word count with a single chapter. Not sure if I should be boastful about this, or scared that you guys are going to start expecting this of me...

how do i get my dad to stop beating me in the middle of the night

Easy. Lock the door.

how intense is 2 intense when ur making social satire

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Do you ever have one of those weird bursts of energy where you write, like, a whole 5,000 word chapter in a day, and the next morning you wake up and you're struggling to write "Once upon a time"?