So, after reviewing several stories and editing several works I would like to tell you something that pisses me off to no end; having characters say things. "But Schatten." I hear you say. "How am I supposed to have dialogue unless my characters say things?" And the answer is simple, just don’t have them say things. They can sigh them, or shout them, or even grabble them through broken teeth as they try to force themselves off the ground, but they should avoid just saying them. I cannot count

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I have a lot of opinions. A lot of beliefs. But I force myself to keep my mouth shut because I hate drama.

Read a bad story? You might be tempted to leave a review and explain what's wrong. Don't. Every time I have tried to help another improve their work, they respond with insults and whiny excuses. I have learned that it is a waste of my time to review stories. All you'll get from me is a thumb up or down and your story added to one of my libraries if I at least mostly enjoyed it.

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Simple title in the hopes someone might be able to offer advice, since we can't afford a trip to the vet right now. We brought Midna in for the night, and while Asilin was feeding her, she noticed a lump above her right eye.

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Hi. I'm asking all my watchers something quite important.
The way Lost Reflections is playing out, is there any advice you'd give me?
The last chapters was quite a pivotal moment as it hereby ended the running theme of not knowing why the main villain is so reviled.
I just need to know if I went a bit OTT or if I've missed anything out or anything you'd recommend.

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If you're interested, I participated in the Advanced Writing panel:

and the other...

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Okay, I think we can all agree that today's episode was not a good one. It showed Aesop Amnesia, and character developmental regression on the part of a certain three ponies.

My advice is related to this episode, and actually any other episodes you may think are bad. It can be summed up in two words and they are this: Ignore it!

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So recently I've submitted a dark one shot piece to this site. I asked a handful of people to preread the story, all saying that it was good, except for some minor spelling and grammatical errors here and there. They could tell what the story is and what it revolved around, and were overall happy to read the piece.

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A continuation of my Cumulative Advice for Writers blog, introducing one of the core elements of writing.

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If I had a nickel every time I heard someone say nobody’s perfect, I’d have about three bucks. Seriously, a nickel isn’t worth that much. Regardless, the point of the saying still stands. I’ve heard how nobody’s perfect so often because it’s true. Whether you nod your head or roll your eyes when you hear it, we all understand it to be true.

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Hello,

Today, I could need your advice/opinion.

My proofreader had the suggestion that I should upload the remaining chapters on my two incomplete stories and publish the new onces should he take too long. I'm just unsure, given they're still not checked on errors, if it would be a good idea, but I don't want you to wait for too long.

So, my loyal watchers and anyone who is interesting in the incomplete stories, what do you think? Should I do it?

I just got a letter from my apartment building today, informing me that my month-to-month lease is not being renewed. And with that, I have until the 31st to return the apartment to them. This came completely out of nowhere, and I was not expecting to be given such an ultimatum.

Well, so much for having high hopes for 2018, huh?

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Does anyone know ways or people to put mention of my stories on TV Tropes?
I don't want to put in on myself, I'd feel narcissistic.

A collection of errors, advices mostly for beginners and something more I often point out--putting this up here just for reference. Still, feel free to read and share your own experience!

1) Character descriptions

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I'm only asking because I need to raise about $300 to afford a new laptop (preferably something like a chrome book) & external hard drive. I know I already have a Patreon, but I wanted to put a new computer fund on a different format. I was thinking about offering various stories that could be donation goals, with the biggest story up for grabs when I get to three hundred. Now, I'm fairly certain which prompts could garter the biggest chances for success, but I'd also like to hear from you

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HIE: Human created from ancient dark magic uses his abilities to help or destroy Equestria.
HIE: Human is stranded (not very original) and looks for answers to as of why.
HIE: Human is apart of CIA and walks into a wrong room with a portal, there is no way back and he must deal with a new society.
Pony: Pony is raised in a harsh environment and wants to help the world (The Protector but just a pony instead of a human).

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I posted this a while ago as a reply comment to a blog of Wanderer D's, but thought it was worth a blog of its own. Because this is something so many people screw up, when it's really the easiest thing to get right, and I struggle to understand how many seem to find it so hard.

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I am not liable for what I may or may not say... just thought I'd say that. _Sigh_ I dont fucking know I'm... well im not in a slump bet i just... I just cant fucking write! I cant do shit! Sigh I dont know how to explain it... I just... have no muse no inspiration I have nothing no... anything... Fucking hell I cant write a thing without hating myself and what im writing! I dont know maybe Im being to hard on myself? Not sure

All too often in Pokémon crossovers on this site, I’ve seen the plot grind to a screeching halt so the Mane 6 (or whoever) can ask what a Pokémon is. This isn’t limited to crossovers, either. Once I read a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon fanfic where most of the first chapter was the protagonist asking his partner about every single Pokémon mechanic. No characterisation, no actions, just back-and-forth dialogue. ​I’m going to make a point of not doing this in Forging Our Own Paths, for a simple

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When you're on the site for four years, you pick up a few tips, skills, and personal advice. Not all of it is within this post. But this is all useful advice that I have taken into consideration.

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Human in Equestria, or HiE from now on, is one of the most popular genres on FiMFic. This blog post is meant to go over a few thoughts I have on the genre that could be seen as tips. So this is essential a blog for those of you who plan on writing HiE, or know someone who plans on doing so. A lot of these tips are only really useful prior to starting the story, but regardless this might be an interesting read.

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