IN WHICH I ATE TWO WAFFLES
Just like how Taco Tuesday is a thing, evidently so is "Waffle Wednesday". I am satisfied. It's the little things as the big things in my life continue to deteriorate. I'm stuck in my internet deficient hometown for the foreseeable future. That's the bad news. Good news is that I've finished a chapter each for EQUESTRIA GIRLS and 2020's Mayor Mare story. I'll post them as soon as I have time. Peace out!

Alright, fillies and gentlecolts, this one’s gonna be shorter than most. You don’t need to get your favorite adult beverage . . . but you can if you want to. I know I am.

From an episode, apparently

We’re going to talk about an Escape and an Econoline, and we’re going to talk about having the right information.

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I've made it clear on several occasions that I dislike how I've moved from place to place across the last several years. Technically five times in four years, I've had to do everything from carting my belongings a hundred yards away to uprooting my life and driving nearly fifteen-hundred miles twice. And when I got into the mindset of such a reality, it tended to play hell with my own wants. The things I wanted to do were forced to the wayside, time and time again, to the point where I

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Nope, still not dead. I'm only rewriting drafts over and over again because I can't seem to do shit right as much as I used to.
But! One of the things I've working on is opening lines!
Seriously, a good opening line for a story can help you an awful lot. A different start sets you to write a different paragraph than the one you intended, sooo you got a chain reaction from there. The typical 'take a look at things from another pov' but for writing.

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Fruit Flies like a banana.

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It’s officially panic time. I’m hammering in final edits to two of my Bronycon Bookstore fics, and--well, now’s your last chance to offer helpful suggestions!

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Hey my dear Followers!

Here comes another (mostly) unnecessary blog post from your homie, Neckbeard.
So here's the deal: I wrote this really silly one-shot story, the one I tagged, and how, I'm still not entirely sure, but it got featured. It was in the featured box for three days straight, and it even hit the #1 spot for like, half a day. I know this shouldn't be a big deal, but this was the first time it happened during my short Fimfic career.

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It' happened. 1000 followers


Congrats to Dayman for being that 1000th person

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PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS ALREADY READ THE HIDDEN ORACLE

spoilers ahead

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I just submitted a new story to the approval cue! We'll hopefully be seeing it soon since it's in the auto-approval cue, and everything about it is in perfect order.

I'm really excited to see what you guys think about it. It's been waiting in the shop for a year, after all; but all good things come to those who wait, especially me, who thrives on the validation I get from all the comments and stuff you guys put out for me.

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Or, what has the Admiral been up to the last couple of weeks?

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‘Cause I’m sure y’all have noticed that the blog posts and story updates have kind of dropped off during the second half of October.

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Wow in the past year I went from feeling angsty to feeling so mushy that I can't stop grinning like an idiot and my heart swells up. Now those feelings are amplified. I guess it's the good version of PMS? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the past, I've lost all my impulse control right before my period, and I've drowned in my own tears. Now I want to cuddle, look at the sky, go on a picnic, listen to each other's heart beats, and stare into some lovely eyes. Dammit I'm so cheesy what kind of cheese

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I hate admitting defeat.

If you're curious how much I hate admitting it, go look at To Serve In Hell. There were any number of moments over its three-year gestation when I could've just thrown in the towel and walked away. But I just kept clawing my way toward the finish line, however slowly, and however impossible it seemed to get there at times.

I hate admitting defeat.

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It has Trixie. If you really liked Wishing Werelights there's some connections the two share that you'll like. If not, you'll still like it. Trixie does Trixie things. Oh, and there will be that new story in, like, five days. With all this writing getting done recently there's actually something to blog about, and uh, a lot. Especially compared to the 'Yes, I'm alive and writing a little' stuff I had been making for most of 2019 regarding projects.

Enjoy Trixie!

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Shows up Sleep Deprived, Over caffeinated, over stressed, and a year late

What's up bitches, I brought HORSEWORDS. 13.5k of them, pre-editing to be exact

Speak chapter 22 is going off to Bro and RoMS. All 3 of us are presently gestures towards her opening line of this blog, so it may be a bit, but hopefully by mid April I can get it out to you all!

Ah, procrastination, my old foe, returned to bite me with a vengeance today. Annoyed with myself for not getting anything done, I decided to focus on one thing I could do – read stories, and review them, and maybe get my own creative juices flowing.

It only sort of worked. But I did find some stuff I liked, so the day wasn’t a total loss.

Today’s stories:

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In a strange place far below the madding crowd, Turing Test encounters a strange pony living on the fringe of society... but they just might be the change of pace she's been seeking...

Yes, that's right I've added another chapter to what is easily my most adult fic ever. Seriously, this next chapter really breaks boundaries for me as a writer. Of course, I thank my co-writer for pushing for this scene as he wanted to write this one far more than I did.If you are familiar with the movie, there a few time jumps before the story really kicks into action and here will be no different, humping ahead and showing us Big Mac and his

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Hello everyone! Just a quick blog post to let you know that my Pokémon story Intelligence Factor just completed. It's not my usual type of story, and the quality isn't as high as my grand adventures. But I'm still glad I wrote it and have come to a conclusion. So join me and Dr. Julian Bashir (from Star Trek) as he investigates the claims of pokémon sapience on the planet of pokérin and comes to some wild conclusions.

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