“The author doesn’t write about us.”

“Yeah, we’ve noticed, Canvas.”

“I know...but why doesn’t she? I mean, we have story potential! I have a weird fur that takes on color—Quiet Rain is mute in a society that was known for not talking for sometime—and Mellow has...has...uh...”

“We get it, I’m not special.”

“I don’t mean it like that-“

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Alright, let's all take a deep breath, take a moment to relax...

In...

And out.

There, that's much better, isn't it?

You're probably wondering why I told you to take a breath. Or you probably skimmed up to this point. Whatever.

Let's just get this out there; off my chest, and on the table.

Fuck horses.

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I spent the last 12 hours assembling and struggling with my new computer, discovering the joys of everything from poorly applied thermal paste to improperly connected memory to not-entirely-plugged-in SATA drives.

But at last, I finally live in the world of the SSD, with 32 gigabytes of RAM.

Right now, my computer is installing Windows 10 (huzzah for free OS upgrades), and while it still has my old video card in it (and likely will for several months), it is otherwise up and running.

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????????: Heeeellooooooo radio fans! Welcome to another exciting broadcast day here at K-RUN. As always, you’re listening to your host Nicky666 spin some tunes and spin some yarns with the assistance of the of the lovely and always energetic news girl Ryken!

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Nicky666: Ryken, babe, that’s your cue to introduce yourself. Like we talked about… over-and-over again.

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Faster than expected, the first fic from my list of upcoming stories is now released.
Originally, I wanted to give this fic more time. The idea was to study the writing style of Vanilla Mocha, the author I took this fic over from, so that I can try and write this fic like she would have, since the basic idea for the fic came from her.

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Hey, guys!

So I've put out two blogs so far about this, but I know a lot of you ignore blogs or don't have blogs enabled or whatever, or put off things you wanna do/see in blogs and then forget later. It's all cool.

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First off, pony movie soon. Super hyped to see it, and if it gets spoiled for me I'll be devastated.

Now that that's out of the way, a quick update on where I'm at.

I put out an entry to the Barcast's Rarity contest on Saturday, which was immediately buried by the Saturday flood of stories. Check it out, I'd love to get some feedback.

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And yes I have heard the criticism. Thanks for the comments though. Really had to take some time off to take them into consideration and realize what I wanted to write might not impress everyone and that the way I write characters definitely turn some people away Good criticism is good criticism to be sure- way better to know what might be turning some people away at the moment than silence and no explanation to a small influx of downvotes. But yeah we are now going to be back on track.

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THIS IS SO AMAZING! I'VE TRIED SHAVING, PLUCKING, BLEACHING, SUGARING, AND WAXING STRIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM WORKED. EVER SINCE I WAS VERY LITTLE, KIDS MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY MUSTACHE. I've always been super insecure about it. Lately, I wouldn't say I've been insecure, but let's be honest. Mustaches will never be in style. There's no point in keeping it. Since it worked so well on my mustache, I really want to wax my pubes at some point. It's good to try everything at least once. I

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Okay, normally it takes a very special FIMFic story to move me to either upvote it or downvote it. Askre and I have talked about this subject a few times outside of FIMFiction, but in the context of snap judging a story without reading it. I’ve expressed my extreme distaste for people who hit that thumb up/thumb down button based on their own bias towards the subject matter. I am sure all of us have been there…seeing some tags just push our buttons the wrong way, whether it be on the subjects

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Oh noes what ever shall we do????

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"I mean if she were your sister how could you not?"

Exactly, unknown, yet fiendish, Twitter user! Exactly!

And our parents attempting to keep us apart just means I ended up getting a used pregnancy test in the mail.

I honestly don't even think people are supposed to send things like that using the postal service, because um, biohazards or something along those lines.

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Kinda.

Mostly I’m just sticking around to see what everyone is up to. I’m working on stories I conceptualized in my blogs before I dropped off the face of the earth.

Unfortunately, this comes with some bad news. I’m decided that I don’t have the energy nor motivation to finish some of the stories that I’ve left I completed. This includes NT, OP. I just don’t have the same excitement over this story as I did when I first started it. So it’s going to remain uncompleted. My apologies.

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This looks pretty awesome!

Was supposed to bring out a chapter this week... that's going to be a no-go, unfortunately. However, I'm still working diligently. Please be patient.

It's totally not because I've been pissing about, watching old LPs online, and playing "The Last Guardian", which I just got earlier this week. Totally not because of that...

... ... I'll get back to work now.

Last week's spoptacular creepypasta riff is squared away. Good work.

Tonight's is here to commemorate the imminent release of Pokemon Sun and Moon (I'm getting the latter because BONEBAT FOR LIFE). Have fun with this Pokemon crossover.