OCs · 7:51am Feb 16th, 2021
“The author doesn’t write about us.”
“Yeah, we’ve noticed, Canvas.”
“I know...but why doesn’t she? I mean, we have story potential! I have a weird fur that takes on color—Quiet Rain is mute in a society that was known for not talking for sometime—and Mellow has...has...uh...”
“We get it, I’m not special.”
“I don’t mean it like that-“
“It’s because I’m the author’s wishful character, the person she wishes she could be. I don’t have much else going for me.”
“Well, okay. I guess that makes sense. But what about the rest-“
”Canvas, you are aware that you are just a pony version of the author, right?”
“Yes, but-“
“The author doesn’t like writing about herself in anyway, so she’s likely not going to ever write you.”
“...well this isn’t fair. Consider yourself lucky, Lytic, you have nothing yet you’ve appeared in two of her stories.”
“Actually, I have quite a bit going for me. I’m a historical character that fills in backstory, I have an unstable personality—or at least, I think I do. Author’s a little iffy on that one, but I digress. Also, I’m a changeling, giving me instant brownie points.”
“Lytic, we do not need to the facts pointed out at us.”
“Canvas does.”
“Shut it, Goldie, you are dead.”
“I choose to take offense to that.”
“Square up lady, I can take you.”
*sigh* “I don’t want to deal with this, what should we do, Rain?”
“...”
“Yeah, your right. We should.”
Meanwhile....
“Okay, so I got my Swear License, what should my first swear be?”
“Say ‘f**king sh*t, the b**ch got into the pantry again,’ and say it to Hapa.”
“F**k you, too.”
“Okay.” *inhale* “FUCKING SHIT, THE BITCH GOT INTO THE PANTRY AGAIN.”
“Oi! Language!”
“ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!”
*angry hoof steps approach*
“...Revenant, Maya is going to kill you.”
“I’m aware of that. Wouldn’t be the first time, though.”
Heh, cool