Okay, so the bad part about having too many stories (like that's even possible) is that I can miss notifications (or forget them by mistake) because, no, I do not get too many (really, detailed!comments and updoots and shit make my day) but there are times when I can get quite a bit (rare) but other times, I sometimes won't get them at all.

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i NEED to watch this

but can i? nooooo

why? (well i'm under 17) and my parents are very transphobic and would deem this movie a "negative influence" and that it would cause "more teenagers to be confused about who they are and start thinking they're not the gender they were born with"

tbh i might buy tickets for a different movie and just go watch this instead sometimes

So, let's try this again, shall we? Last year, I had very similar writing plans and the coronavirus and the distractions it brought messed with all of them and jumbled everything and shook and mixed it into one big pile of chaos. But now there is a new year, new opportunities rise and I feel new

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No, not everything was bad. In fact, this year started great, with lots of hopes for the future, more writing projects in mind, being at my dream position as dev team member of "Legends of Equestria", as a quest writer, the wish I always had, but thought would never get fulfilled.

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'allo Fimfic, yesterday was Homestuck Day! Happy Homestuck Day to all the Vriska Stans in the audience!

But also; it was my birthday.

I would have posted yesterday, but I've been in a daze for the last two days because yesterday was also the day I got my second vaccination shot.

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Some days, I just sit down and go through a bunch of stories from the Royal Guard queue in the hopes of finding something to approve for our next post, often reading many stories I would never have read otherwise, or something I have put off reading for a long time, in hopes of finding a gem. Wednesday was one of those days.

Today’s stories:

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Hello, my lovely readers. Just a quick update, yes, I know it's been a while since the last update, it is still being worked on, but there have been some things getting in the way. Nothing I can be specific about, but just please rest assured that more is still coming, it's just going to take a while, and I wanted to let you all know so you had something to go on. That said, there is going to be a special surprise relating to Phoenix that will hopefully show itself relatively

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So, as a lot of you have noticed, I have an abundance of stories on this site. Problem is, a lot of them are random one-offs that tie into my main story, "The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie." Now, the reason this is a problem is because... Well, here's all the one-shots...

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hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW

that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!

mwa

-mono

... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.

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So here's a bit of a backstory:

You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?

You might find out anyway.

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these fellas never got to see the light of day so they're weird colored little shits

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

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there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now

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Quick but exciting blogpost for those of you following Enchanted Kingdom news and stuff and things and all that!!!

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and my dad said he's worried if I get short hair I might be perceived as representing the "worldly side" in the "battle of gender" being waged between Christians and "the evils of the world"
And he said that "knowing (my) previous track record" he could see how I would want to get short hair to conform with the changes of society and be anti-God

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my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

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I sincerely wish you all a happy and Holy Christmas, and I hope you and yours are all doing well with many happy returns for the new year and beyond.

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AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl