Hello everyone, I know it's been a long time and things have been pretty dead around here, but as many of you may have noticed with the kind of out of nowhere release of Dream Sickness, I am, once again, hopefully back, and for good this time.

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200 episodes. Who'd have thought My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic would make it this far? This makes it the longest-running animated show of the 2010s in both on-air time and number of episodes (okay, some Cartoon Network shows have more episodes, but only by counting episodes in 11-minute chunks, so this still wins by a sizeable count).

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WHY can't i stop COUGHING

also i had a nosebleed earlier today while playing tap together but that's not important

this cough is just a paaaain i can hardly breathe bcuz every 3 minutes i have a coughing fit

It's already been said, but I'll say it again - The new guidelines are bulls**t.

i need to write stuff for homework and get my mom to print another for homework and aaahh it's almost seven and I NEED TO SHOWER FUCKFUCKFUCK

I'm going on Google and looking for this stupid god damn Flash animation crap all the cool kids' are using now. I want to be good at stuff too! I don't want to keep getting low amounts of views for the time I put in to my junk! I must at least see if Flash will help me in ANY way at all!

Should I actually write stuff with this account, or should I keep to shitposting? Honest opinions guise

Thanks, have some music

What is a terrorist's favorite video game to play?

BOMBERMAN.

Well, actually it was two days ago, but still. In case you wonder, I wasn't very active in the period between May (when I made an account) and August (when I posted a first story) though my faves from that period indicate that I've been reading fics no one remembers about these days. In case you wonder, this is my first faved story on fimfic, exactly five years and two days ago:

TCMC Alcoholics 2: Next Stop, Canterlot!

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy

Our three heroes go on a trip to Canterlot to visit Sweetie Belle's family. While there, they discover that even Canterlot ponies can have a stash of delicious cider. What could possibly go wrong?

• CMCs

zaponator · 7.5k words  ·  137  10 · 3.2k views

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I remember seeing this years ago. Oh my god it's so freaking groovy. baby! Next year I am so dancing to this dressed as Snoopy!

Yes, I have enough time in my summer t-

Crap.

The first segment of "MLPokemon Redone" is itself done. Enjoy.

This week you're gonna finish that story, as well as start a second one that you'll just have to dig through to discover. Suffice it to say, it's a runner-up from a past user-voting session.

Oh hey...did I forget to tell you that Alicorn Swicheroo has been getting worked on?

I might have forgotten to mention it.

Chapter 5 is already off to the editor.

Chapter 6 just sailed past the 6K word mark and isn't what I'd call "close" to done.

Pretty soon, there will be something in the area of 20K new Alicorn Switcheroo words for you to read with your eyeholes.

Like, real soon at this rate.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

“You know you have impulsive writing habits?”

“Yes.”

“And you know that you have a hard time finishing projects?”

“...yes.”

“And you realize that writing one-shots would be better on your mental stability in the long run.”

“I don’t like where this is going-“

“So why oN EARTH DID YOU THINK WRITING THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?”

“I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE IT THAT LONG.”

“YOU PLANNED TO WRITE SIX FRICKEN SEASONS WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW!”

*UNHOLY SCREACHING*

IN WHICH I ATE TWO WAFFLES
Just like how Taco Tuesday is a thing, evidently so is "Waffle Wednesday". I am satisfied. It's the little things as the big things in my life continue to deteriorate. I'm stuck in my internet deficient hometown for the foreseeable future. That's the bad news. Good news is that I've finished a chapter each for EQUESTRIA GIRLS and 2020's Mayor Mare story. I'll post them as soon as I have time. Peace out!

21 more days before hunting season...

Alright, fillies and gentlecolts, this one’s gonna be shorter than most. You don’t need to get your favorite adult beverage . . . but you can if you want to. I know I am.

From an episode, apparently

We’re going to talk about an Escape and an Econoline, and we’re going to talk about having the right information.

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