Shepherd is in Twilight's lab again...

Shepherd: "Do we have to keep doing this, Twilight?"

Twilight: "You are literally the only human I have! The only human on this entire planet! You evolved in an ecosystem without any magic! You are completely unique!"

Shepherd: "Says the magic alicorn."

Twilight: "Well, that's not very unique on this planet! You are! So we need to examine you as you continue to adapt to our environment!"

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Celestia: "Oh my! I finally have a letter from Shepherd! Let's see..."

Letter: "Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned that while friendship can be complicated it is actually more resilient than I thought even between species and with patience we can reach out and realize that this letter is actually a distraction while I steal your cake sorry it was for a bet I lost this should be a long enough of a distraction for me to get away later!"

Celestia: "Wait wha-"

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Shepherd returns to his home, a great deal on his mind as he ponders the Princess's offer. His lusts aside, having a child is a big responsibility. Sure, he wants to be a father. He's always wanted to be a father.

But in a very real way, becoming a father here will mean that he's given up all hope of ever returning home to Earth. Because he couldn't just abandon his children or their mother. He'd choose them over ever going home to his planet.

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Shepherd: "Hey Twilight. I'm off to Canterlot!"

Twilight: "Oh? What's the occasion? Didn't you just get done with one of your meetings with the Defense Council?"

Shepherd: "Oh, no. That snoozefest is over for another month. I'm off to help the Princesses with Luna's therapy."

Twilight: "Princess Luna's therapy?"

Shepherd: nods "Yeah! Apparently I'm pretty good at massages and touch therapy is really helpful for someone who spent a thousand years in isolation."

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Shepherd went out with Pinkie Pie to hear one of Maud Pie's stand up routines. Pinkie was as excited as she ever was, practically bouncing up and down in her chair. Shepherd sat in the other chair, a bit cramped given it was built for a pony, but he tried to be as comfortable as possible.

Shepherd: "So, Maud's a stand up comic?"

Pinkie: "Oh yeah! She's hilarious! You'll love her!"

Shepherd: "Well, I'll give it a shot."

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Shepherd is taking in the sights of Manehattan, looking around the park. He buys a hotdogs, tries it... And then begins choking as his face turns red..

Shepherd: "HRUKK! HACK! HARGLE!"

He bursts out of the bushes in front of some well to do mares, trying to ask for help.

Shepherd: "HRRRAAAGGHKKK!!!"

Mares: "EEEEEK!"

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Of course, alternatively for the Equestria Girls Verse...

Sunset Shimmer stands in front of Shepherd with a smirk.

Shepherd: "Hello... I kind of need to get to class."

Sunset: "Listen you little punk, I rule this school! You're nothing to me and you'll like it!"

Shepherd: What is she, an 80s movie bully?

Shepherd: "... Uh... Huh. Well! You have a nice day now."

Sunset: "Wha... Why aren't you intimidated?!"

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Shepherd hums a bit as he gets up from bed. He walks into the bathroom, and examines his face. He then pulls out a toothbrush, some toothpaste and begins to brush his teeth.

Shepherd: "Hrr hrr... Hrrr..."

It feels... Strangely tingly. He leans in to look at his teeth... And sees tiny, mite-like creatures skittering all over his pearly whites.

Outside...

Shepherd: "GYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

Fluttershy: sigh "Can we please not do this?"

Discord: "What do you mean a wine aunt?!"

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Shepherd does have to actually do his knightly duties, and so he does have to travel to Canterlot on occasion to talk to members of Canterlot's military forces. Including General Hardtack, head of the Royal Equestrian Army.

Hardtack: "Gotta say Shepherd, you do good work for a soft handed ape!"

Shepherd: "Thanks... I think."

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Shepherd: "Look, I'm not bucking you for free!"

Twilight: "Yes! You need to be properly compensated for 'bucking' us all and giving us foals!"

Shepherd: "I-That's not what I mean-"

Twilight: "How much should you be compensated for? How much-"

Luna: "I will pay him very well! MINE CONSORT SHOULD BE WELL PAID!"

Shepherd: "I'm not your-"

Twilight: "Yes! He's my consort! Not yours!"

Shepherd: "When did we decide this?!"

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Of course I might try something different with Discord.

Discord: "So, you think you're smarter than me? More creative than me?!"

Shepherd: "Not a high bar! I could do your job better without breaking a sweat!"

Discord: "Why don't we put that to the test, hm?"

He shoves his fingers into Shepherd's head. The human screams. One of his eyes turns yellow, half his body turns gray and dull... and he grins.

Discord!Shepherd: "Huh! Well that's new..."

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Conversely, the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well episode might go a little differently.

Shepherd: sighs "Seriously? You're going to dress up as superheroes to put Dash in her place?"

Twilight: "She is getting really full of herself."

Pinkie: "I mean, even for me! I love her to death but wow! All that bragging!"

Shepherd: "Look, I know she's gone a little overboard lately but that's no reason to put together a zany scheme!"

Pinkie: "It isn't?"

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Shepherd: Is just chilling out at a cafe, sipping a smoothie

Dash: Zips up to him "Shepherd!"

Shepherd: "GAH!" He's shoved over onto his back "Seriously?!"

Dash: "Well sorry, but I need your help!"

Shepherd: sigh "How many bodies do I have to bury?"

Dash: "Wha-NO! That's so weird and creepy!"

Shepherd: "Off the top of my head. What is it?"

Dash: "I need you to pretend to be my coltfriend."

Shepherd: "I-Wha?! Why?!"

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Fluttershy, Twilight and Shepherd are reading some manga together.

Shepherd: "Thanks for sharing your collection, Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy: "O-Oh, I'm happy you're enjoying these! L-Like me."

Shepherd: "Some of these collections are so complete... But what about all these one offs?"

He pulls out a few and flips through them. Fluttershy grimaces.

Fluttershy: "Oh, um, yes. Most of them are those... Isekai mangas."

Shepherd: "Oh?"

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Twilight: "Come on, come on! Hurry up!"

Shepherd: cooking up the bacon "Geez, be patient Twi! Come on!"

Twilight: "Sorry... It's just so amazing... I can smell it and the meat is so amazing...!"

Shepherd: "Here." He sets it on a plate in front of her

Twilight: "Thank you!" She bites down... Chews... Bites and eats some more... "Oh no...!"

Shepherd: "What? Is it not good?"

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Shepherd was chilling out with Fluttershy and Treehugger in Fluttershy's cottage.

Treehugger: "Dude... You're a human."

Shepherd: "Uh, yeah. You said that."

Treehugger: "It's like... Cosmic. You're an alien. That's so wicked sweet."

Shepherd: "It... Has its moments."

Fluttershy: "Treehugger is an expert herbalist!"

Shepherd: "Uh huh...?"

Treehugger: "Yeah. I put some herbs in these brownies. Want some?"

Shepherd: "Um... What kind of herbs are we talking here?"

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After two straight days of his hostess pulling all nighters and exhausting herself, Shepherd finally has enough. He picks Rarity up and carries her to bed, even as she caterwauls and screams about it

Rarity: "Shepherd?! What do you think you're doing?! Put me down this instant!"

Shepherd: "You've been up for two whole days! Sleep time now!"

Rarity: "I have a deadline to meet-!"

Shepherd: "Meet it tomorrow! After sleep and food! In that order!"

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Shepherd wakes up to Chewie growling. Shepherd grabs his pistol from under his pillow and sits up. He looks out the window.

Chewie is standing there, a terrified photographer pony in his teeth.

Shepherd: "Chewie... I do appreciate you guarding me, but you need sleep too!"

Chewie releases the Reporter from his jaws, but holds him in his claws.

Chewie: "Rawr!"

Shepherd: "Yes I know you're mainly nocturnal... Well as long as you're getting enough rest, thank you."

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