Short Hand: Alternate Equestria Girls · 2:31pm Dec 12th, 2021
Of course, alternatively for the Equestria Girls Verse...
Sunset Shimmer stands in front of Shepherd with a smirk.
Shepherd: "Hello... I kind of need to get to class."
Sunset: "Listen you little punk, I rule this school! You're nothing to me and you'll like it!"
Shepherd: What is she, an 80s movie bully?
Shepherd: "... Uh... Huh. Well! You have a nice day now."
Sunset: "Wha... Why aren't you intimidated?!"
Shepherd: "Sorry. I was supposed to be intimidated?"
Shepherd: A little too Fluttershy there...
She shoves him against the locker... Or tries to. He is a head taller than she is and he has broad shoulders.
Shepherd: Okay hormones... You're not going to make me lose control again... You're not... You're not...!
Sunset: "Urgh... I'll make you sorry-!"
And Shepherd pulls her into a hungry kiss, grabbing her by the ass and pulling her tight against him.
Shepherd: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP YOU FOOOOOL!
Shepherd quickly lets Sunset go. He coughs and brushes her off. She stares at him in shock, her hair frazzled. She seems to have trouble standing up, so he has to support her as everyone else in the school hallway stares in shock.
Shepherd: "... Ahem... I'm sure we can work this out peacefully."
Sunset: "Uh huh... Sure..."
Shepherd: "Like rational people, okay?"
Sunset: "Oh... Okay..."
Shepherd: "Let's just... Uh... Go to the library and we can talk this out."
Sunset: slowly nods "That... That sounds good."
Shepherd: "Good." takes her hand and guides her away
Dash: "... And to think Shy, you could've had that!"
Fluttershy: blush
ABSOLUTLY PRICELESS ♡
(... This amuses me, perhaps far more than it should.
However! We now know that under the influence of hormones, Shepherd is perhaps JUST as driven by his libido as all the mares in his life! ... Which means that the difference between him and them in that stage, might just be the intensity of their chemical make-ups...)
"I don't normally like apes like that, but I'll make an exception for this one."
"I'm right here," said Flash Sentry.
Sunset nodded. "Yeah, I know."
*In Fluttershy's mind* Oh he'll be Mine! Oh yes, HE'LL BE MINE!!!
XDDDD
This went from 80's teen PSA about bullies to 80's teen romcom.
Much much much much much much much MUCH better than the previous two shorts.
I LIKE❤❤❤