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Andrew Joshua Talon


Just a fellow traveler...

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  • Today
    Short Hand: Perilous

    Starlight: "Listen, Shepherd... I know we've had a lot of animosity between us, and I understand why. So... I've been working with Twilight and Cadence on a solution."

    Shepherd: "And that is?"

    Starlight: "Well... Cathartic punishment to help reinforce proper perspectives on good and evil."

    Shepherd: "Which consists of...?"

    Starlight: "... Spanking me."

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    3 comments · 101 views
  • Today
    I'm Not a Goddamned High School Harem Protagonist! 2

    Luna gets a T-shirt with OPPAI on it, and tight shorts-Which do nothing for teenaged Shepherd's hormones. Celestia remains in naked apron mode, though she put on some racy panties. Clearly, both princesses-er, principals-are still massive trolls no matter what universe.

    Celestia: "How is your omelet, Shepherd?"

    Shepherd: "It's fine..."

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    6 comments · 173 views
  • Thursday
    Short Hand: The Pound

    Shepherd is taking in the sights of Manehattan, looking around the park. He buys a hotdogs, tries it... And then begins choking as his face turns red..

    Shepherd: "HRUKK! HACK! HARGLE!"

    He bursts out of the bushes in front of some well to do mares, trying to ask for help.

    Shepherd: "HRRRAAAGGHKKK!!!"

    Mares: "EEEEEK!"

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    11 comments · 300 views
  • Wednesday
    Short Hand: Metal Elephants

    Twilight and Shepherd descended into a little explored part of the archives, below the main vaults.

    Twilight: "This is essentially a large warehouse where the Princess and other mages cast stasis spells on whatever we found. Honestly, there's so much junk from your world here!"

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    15 comments · 295 views
  • Tuesday
    Doohickey and Music Box

    Shepherd helps Doohickey out with an upgrade for Music Box.

    Shepherd: "And I do it like this?"

    Doohickey: "Carefully! Just tuck it in... You all right, sweetie?"

    Music Box: "I'm okay Grandpa!"

    Shepherd: "Annnd... How is that?"

    Doohickey: "Hm... Not bad."

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    8 comments · 273 views
Oct
5th
2021

Short Hand: Tea Party · 10:00pm October 5th

Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

Fluttershy: sigh "Can we please not do this?"

Discord: "What do you mean a wine aunt?!"

Shepherd: "I just mean most of your quote unquote 'chaos' is food based. Maybe you could stand to, ya know, branch out a little."

Discord: "Hmmm..." As he turns into a tree that branches out "I know!"

He snaps his fingers, and Fluttershy is a big tiddy anime humanoid girl, and Shepherd is a scarred, badass anime schoolboy.

Discord: "How's that?"

Shepherd: Staring at Fluttershy "... Discord. I know not why you have done this. I suspect you have ulterior motives. But-"

Fluttershy: "Discord please give us some time alone? Thank you so much~..." *Licks her lips lustfully at Shepherd*

Shepherd: "Yes. That."

Discord: "As you wish!" He vanishes

Shepherd: "He may have some kind of twist-"

Fluttershy: "Don't care. LOVE ME NOW!" POUNCE!

Shepherd: "Fair enough!"

Elsewhere, Discord cackles... Even as Celestia walks up alongside him.

Celestia: "Discord, may I ask why you're monopolizing my telescope? You don't really need it."

Discord: "No, no, but I decided to, uh... Branch out a bit. Just enjoying my handiwork."

Celestia: "And that is?"

Discord: "Ensuring a new generation of chaotic monkeys is around for my entertainment, of course! A bit of patience can help make chaos sooo much more rewarding!"

Celestia: chuckles "Oh really?"

Discord: "I learned it from you!"

Celestia: blush "... I don't know what you're talking about-"

Discord: "PFFFT."

Comments ( 5 )

Never challenge Discord to up his game. It's even worse than encouraging him.

This is what happens when you poke Discord's creativity. :trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

To be fair, she already had the big eyes, the sweet caboose, and the animated hair...adding the long legs and the huge rack wasn't much of a challenge.

TBH, I was expecting there to be a twist below the belt. But then again, Fluttershy is Discord's main friend, so he wouldn't want to do that to her.

So… Discord basically had them “F*ck around” and will “Find out” in 9 months?:trollestia:

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