Short Hand: Tea Party

Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

Fluttershy: sigh "Can we please not do this?"

Discord: "What do you mean a wine aunt?!"

Shepherd: "I just mean most of your quote unquote 'chaos' is food based. Maybe you could stand to, ya know, branch out a little."

Discord: "Hmmm..." As he turns into a tree that branches out "I know!"

He snaps his fingers, and Fluttershy is a big tiddy anime humanoid girl, and Shepherd is a scarred, badass anime schoolboy.

Discord: "How's that?"

Shepherd: Staring at Fluttershy "... Discord. I know not why you have done this. I suspect you have ulterior motives. But-"

Fluttershy: "Discord please give us some time alone? Thank you so much~..." *Licks her lips lustfully at Shepherd*

Shepherd: "Yes. That."

Discord: "As you wish!" He vanishes

Shepherd: "He may have some kind of twist-"

Fluttershy: "Don't care. LOVE ME NOW!" POUNCE!

Shepherd: "Fair enough!"

Elsewhere, Discord cackles... Even as Celestia walks up alongside him.

Celestia: "Discord, may I ask why you're monopolizing my telescope? You don't really need it."

Discord: "No, no, but I decided to, uh... Branch out a bit. Just enjoying my handiwork."

Celestia: "And that is?"

Discord: "Ensuring a new generation of chaotic monkeys is around for my entertainment, of course! A bit of patience can help make chaos sooo much more rewarding!"

Celestia: chuckles "Oh really?"

Discord: "I learned it from you!"

Celestia: blush "... I don't know what you're talking about-"

Discord: "PFFFT."

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

Never challenge Discord to up his game. It's even worse than encouraging him.

[FoxyLove]

This is what happens when you poke Discord's creativity.

[WhispersInTheDark]

To be fair, she already had the big eyes, the sweet caboose, and the animated hair...adding the long legs and the huge rack wasn't much of a challenge.

[NachoTheBrony]

TBH, I was expecting there to be a twist below the belt. But then again, Fluttershy is Discord's main friend, so he wouldn't want to do that to her.

[BradtheBrony]

So… Discord basically had them “F*ck around” and will “Find out” in 9 months?