Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

Fluttershy: sigh "Can we please not do this?"

Discord: "What do you mean a wine aunt?!"

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...you've probably seen enough hentai to know where this next chapter's going.

Four words.

All.

The.

Way.

Through.

Soon...

Being away from the game for so long, I am grievously out of practice. So, instead of working half-assed on stories I need to complete (yes, those stories I do so love/hate), I jumped straight into the clop and typed up yet another silly idea I think some people may like.

It will be released sometime on the weekend. Below was the "initial story idea" and will not be present in the story itself. However, the themes will be the same.

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I can't even feckin make this shite up. Been workin on a tattoo for one of my mates and he up and gifted me a body pillow cover of worst pony in a track suit.

I don't know what the hell the weebs and animu lovers call these things but I guess they are popular as irish baileys in coffee amongst the nerds.

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"The jojo ending is cannon, and nobody can change my mind." - from CandyDream

Madness Bloodlust story