Sci-Twi meets Shepherd

Twilight: "... Okay... I'm starting to see how you feel, Shepherd."

Shepherd: "Took you long enough!"

Sci-Twilight: "Oh my! Who are you~?" *twirls some of her mane around her finger*

Shepherd: "I'm Andrew Shepherd. I'm here to save my marefriend from you... Evil Twilight!"

Sci-Twilight: "I'm not evil! I'm more Lawful Neutral!"

Shepherd: "You're literally going to inject her with some glowing stuff! That's not neutral!"

Sci-Twilight: "It could be!"

Twilight: "Am I really this bad?"

Shepherd: "Sometimes?"

Twilight: "I'm so sorry, sweetie! But I would never intentionally hurt you!"

Shepherd: "I know, I know. Clearly this girl needs some magic of friendship."

Sci-Twilight: "Wow, you two are so close! ... How close?"

Twilight: "Well... He did take my virginity-"

Shepherd: "TWILIGHT! Don't tell her stuff like that!"

Twilight: *wince* "I'm sorry! She was just so earnest!"

Sci-Twilight; "You actually had... Relations... With a boy?!"

Twilight: "Several times, actually!"

Sci-Twilight: "What's it like?"

Twilight: "Wellll... You could find out~."

Shepherd: "TWILIGHT! Seriously?!"

Twilight: "I'm using my brains!"

Shepherd: "Is whoring me out your solution to every problem?!"

Twilight: "I can't help that it keeps working!"

Sci-Twilight: "It's not technically whoring if I don't pay for it... Though I'm willing to do that too!"

Shepherd: "Geez..."

Comments

[Obsidian]

Hey... If it ain't broke...

[FanOfMostEverything]

Shepherd: "You're literally going to inject her with some glowing stuff! That's not neutral!"

"Nonsense! The pH is 7.0 exactly!"
"Oh, good God, there's two of them."
"Well, yes."
"That's kind of the point."

[Herald of Opera]

The #hie tag is technically inapplicable to this specific short for strange reasons. Of course, the real question is what happens when he goes back through the mirror...

[Rokas]

Twilight: "Sweet heavens, now I know why everypony told me that I needed to get laid."

[itsune9tl]

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Neutral is a light brown and doesn't glow.

[Fusion Blaster]

If it works it works

[Sipioc]

“I don’t need another Shining Armor coming after me for ‘defiling’ his BBB-B? M-I-C-K-E-Y-whatever!“

“Best Little Sister Best Friend Forever?”

“Aww you guys do that too? Wait, what is he?”

“He’s my Best Human Boyfriend Best Friend Herd Stallion Forever. Or BHB-“

“ENOUGH ALREADY!”

[Steakthedog]

She is Chaotic Neutral at best Neutral Evil at worst in this scenario.

[Oops door]

Funny and cute

[Hazey Logic]

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...you ain't doing it hard enough.

[Spiritus Arcane]

Look at the bright side, Shep. You get to be the meat in a Twilight sandwich without having to involve changelings, cloning, or experimental duplication spells.

[ShadowLDrago]

Shepherd: "Is whoring me out your solution to every problem?!"

Twilight: "I can't help that it keeps working!"

I mean, she's right.

[FanOfMostEverything]

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No, brown is still a dark orange. Neutral is grayscale.

[Dan]

There's a lot of air at the top of that syringe...

[Nyerguds]

Sci-Twilight: "Oh my! Who are you~?" *twirls some of her mane around her finger*

Would that be "mane" on a human?

Shepherd: "Is whoring me out your solution to every problem?!"

Twilight: "I can't help that it keeps working!"

Oof

[Dan]

I refuse to believe Sci-Twi wasn't totally turned on by Microchips' toast robot, even as she chastised him for endangering everyone. And then sexily glomped him after the chastisement was over.

[itsune9tl]

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According Brian Attwood; Brown is always Neutral.

Mind you he is talking about shoes.

[A.P.O.N.I.]

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Brown is dark orange. Beige is neutral. Mostly neutral. Alright, he seems to dislike the French, but that may be mostly for humourous effect.

[cogwheelbrain]

Sheperd: "When Celestia warned me there would be days like this, I didn't believe her. Sigh."