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Aug
22nd
2021

Short Hand: Equestrian Differences 3 · 1:38am Aug 22nd, 2021

Shepherd was chilling out with Fluttershy and Treehugger in Fluttershy's cottage.

Treehugger: "Dude... You're a human."

Shepherd: "Uh, yeah. You said that."

Treehugger: "It's like... Cosmic. You're an alien. That's so wicked sweet."

Shepherd: "It... Has its moments."

Fluttershy: "Treehugger is an expert herbalist!"

Shepherd: "Uh huh...?"

Treehugger: "Yeah. I put some herbs in these brownies. Want some?"

Shepherd: "Um... What kind of herbs are we talking here?"

Treehugger: "Dude, don't be so stressed. Be mellow. The herbs just help you, like, relax and realign your chakras."

Shepherd: "I don't have chakra. Can't do ninjutsu."

Fluttershy: "I've checked the herbs myself, Shepherd. I-I promise, they aren't harmful to you."

Shepherd: sigh "... Well, it's been a while since college, but... What the hell."

Shepherd takes a brownie, takes a bite... Chews...

Shepherd: "..."

Shepherd manages to swallow it, barely. He chugs some water, and gasps for breath.

Shepherd: "Blechhhh... What's this texture?!"

Treehugger: "Hay."

Shepherd: "You put hay in brownies?!"

Treehugger: "Dude, I'm a pony."

Shepherd: "Geh... I..." His pupils dilate "Wooooaaahhhh... Wh-What the hell is this?!"

Treehugger: "Those are the herbs kicking in... It shouldn't be too bad, just relax and-"

Shepherd: "AAAHHHHH! SPIDERS ALL OVER MEEEEEE! GET 'EM OFFFFF!"

Shepherd screams and throws himself out the nearest window.

Fluttershy: "Treehugger! That wasn't supposed to happen!"

Treehugger: "Must've been the aphrodisiacs. My bad."

Fluttershy: "THE APHRO-WHAT?!"

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Eh, that's always been the low-hanging fruit with Treesy. (Well, not fruit, per se...) I like to think she generates her own cannabinoids through earth pony magic, much in the same way Pinkie produces stimulants.

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Shepherd thought they were cannabinoids... Treehugger was actually trying to help out Fluttershy and herself.

I wonder if PCP is an aphrodisiac in Equestria?

I think Treehugger put LSD instead of the "herb" we thought it would be in those special brownies.

Treehugger: "Must've been the aphrodisiacs. My bad."

Fluttershy: "THE APHRO-WHAT?!"

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This made me laugh way too hard.

Makes me think of that side mission in GTA V. Are those clowns over there?! :rainbowderp:

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