This time, it's a Brony-ized version of the infamous contract. Fifty Shades of Neigh doesn't include one, and obviously it needed to exist, so . . .

I wrote it.

I'm going to apologise for a lack of activity in the last couple of days, and apologise in advance for a lack of activity in the next couple of months. If you're waiting for me to edit something, I'm sorry, it's not happening. I'm probably not gonna write much over this period either, but expect to see some stuff, and some blogs of course.

Don't worry; this isn't going to become one of those depression blogs that this site seems to be full of sometimes.

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So, I managed to win an art request from the very talented Infinity Shade. I am very happy with what she made me, she has an amazing style that has a kind of magic to it. She is also super nice, so go and check out her page if you haven't already.

I'm alit with inspiration and I also may be loosing my sanity a little bit.

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Fifty Shades of Grey
I would never recommend this porno to anyone I know. Christian Grey is a manipulative and possessive stalker who throws a tantrum towards Ana if he doesn't get what he wants. Please don't be like Christian! This is glorification of abusive relationships disguised as a love story and it's psychologically disgusting. It's really sad to know that its box office earns more than 500 million dollars.

Fifty Shades Darker

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The apple dropped, y'all! Happy 2016!

Happy 2016, indeed!
Here's hoping y'all had a fun New Year's Eve and that yer New Year's Day kicks off the right way!
As for me, Ah'm gonna try ta sleep tonight. The last four nights...they've been very...productive if you will.
How productive?
14,000+
How's that?

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SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T READ "TIREK VS SCORPAN" YET!!!

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Just put this image into a competition. I'm not looking to win it or whatever I just want people to know Unique and how cool he is. Unique for Best Pony OC!

And soon Summer will turn ta Fall.
It's been a bit of a while since Ah've said much outside a few comment replies here, hasn't it been?
Haha. Well, Ah'm not dead. So that should alleviate any worries that JHA and all the other stories Ah have will not get updates.
Ah have been writing, Ah promise. Even finished up the additions to the crossover, which is getting a slow proofreading when Ah have the time.

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*Knowing the chapter will soon be even grander fills you with determination*

Not much to add, really. Just really hope this reaches true meme statues.

I mean, after suffering through Grey, Darker, and currently working his way through reviewing Freed, only to hear that there's ANOTHER 'book' from E. L. James in the series in-coming?

I'd say The Dom deserves some exposure and levity both.

They called you foolish.
They said that yer faith was misplaced, that all hope was lost.
But rejoice! For yer time is now here! As was foretold in the mighty lemons!
This journey, much like the mighty phoenix, has arisen from it's slumber to grace you all with more shenanigans, more action, and of course...

More me. Haha! I'm baaaaaack!

And with that we only have one word for y'all:

Enjoy!

Okay, so the time has come to announce a winner for my art contest. I've already shown you all the entries — there were a lot. I loved every entry, but I had to narrow it down to a "short list" of the five entries which really caught my attention.

But before I come to them, here's one entry which deserves a special mention!

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The story is here:
Where the Smile Doesn't Reach

The description is this:

Marble has always been told to just put on a pretty smile. But sometimes the prettiest smiles hide oceans of deep secrets.
When she meets a new pony, it's like all her worries and demons melt away.

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Okay, so yesterday I wrote the shocking conclusion to the two-part Diamond Tiara wedding special. But I forgot to publish it.

Anyway, published it now!

Infinity Shade asked to be bridesmaid, but by that point the bridesmaids had already been decided, so I've written her OC into a very special role in this new chapter.

Contains some expletives. Done on a whim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATDKeWB4F8
A response to Ryan Higa's (nigahiga) video ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

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I heard from one of my readers that they really liked my story, but that the ending felt like an insult to the readers. Having gone back over it and looking at it from their perspective, I can see how that could be interpreted as such. I did not intend to insult my readers, but it seems the method I used to conclude the story is something that is generally considered, um, frustrating.

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I want to do a test on Photopea about how to do shading in the same, if not similar, way to Steven Universe: The Movie, but I'm not exactly sure how they do it. Does anyone else know how to do it and can you teach me?

Alright guys, so here's how Ah'm hoping things will go.
See, next month, specifically the 12th of July, will be three years exactly since Ah started writing mah little adventures in the realm of ponies.
And, seeing as that is what's coming up, Ah'm hoping to have the start of the new story ready to post by then.
It's coming along at the usual pace, which is pretty good.

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