Equestria never stays the same forever. Months ago, three savage criminals have turned into stone after they use their powers to take over the lands. That is until the current ruler of the Changeling Kingdom decide to see the statue of his former queen.

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Happy April Foal's Day, everypony! So to celebrate this day, have a crackfic comedy about a foal this April 1st.

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I'm sure this will end reasonably well for all parties.

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Doesn't matter if I'm a Sociopath or not. I'm here on this site... I am STAYING on this site... and there's NOTHING... you can do about it.

People still get up my butt for having Count Logan (a cursed, reincarnation of Beast Boy) Kill the infant by pulling off her head like a cork.

Well, there WERE alternate ideas, but none of them would have mattered anyway if I had done them.

Instead of having him pull off Flurry's head...

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By Dawn's Early Light Part I of two is published. Read it now! The time is approximately three years prior to The Canterlot Wedding. A somewhat more innocent Cadance is learning about love, but wants to clobber Starlight Glimmer because she hurt Shining Armor. Yes, she's protective of her coltfriend, but when Starlight mentions the Do-Nothing Prince, she reacts jealously.

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Before i switched to E rated stories and rebranded my account to Angry Birds, originally i wrote M rated saw crossovers the first portrayal of the series failed miserably so i rewrote them as Saw Rebirth which was more faithful to the movies and also failed miserably i was only able to publish 2 chapters of Saw 1 rebirth before i deleted the rest of the series

Saw 1 Rebirth:
Sea Swirl as Adam Faulkner-Stanheight
An alicorn OC called Dr. Chemical Beaker as Dr. Lawrence Gordon

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One of my bigger undertakings. I know i'm a little late to the Marble Pie hype train, but better late than never I guess. Comments welcome :)

Here, have a title spoiler, if that can be considered a spoiler.

More Taking the Sun on the way very soon!!

I normally don't mention my Stocking Stuffer Series. It's kind of the thing you just sort of accept and move on, like your racist uncle at Thanksgiving. It exists, and accepting that means half our work as done.

My last one was an interesting exercise due to me writing it at the last minute for Valentine's Day, and being on so many different medications, I may have been hallucinating a little. Stocking Stuffer 3: Candy Ass was half of that fever dream. This was the other half.

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Hey there, folks! Sorry about that. I was going to get it out last night. But then I realized what time it was... so I ended up passing out before I could get this blog up. Oh well. At least now I'm able to. I hope you enjoy it and I'll see you all next time. But for now, I shall present you with the fight between our two characters today! (And remember. Green is the text for optional music. And red is to stop said optional music).

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Apparently, there is a new way to describe a stalker...

Someone who

-Does not spy on their crush
-Avoids them at incredible costs
-Does not call, write, constantly try to hang with them
-Does not publicly embarrass them.
-Let's them be with their already other lover/family
-Makes no attempt to kidnap the crush and rape him/her
-And above all, someone who decides Not pursue said crush anymore, but does not move on from their feelings and keeps to themselves.

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Well I already talked about my Equestria Girls waifu, why not talk about my just plain Equestria waifu?

https://youtu.be/JSlra4pAXtQ

Hi, everyone. I'm here to announce that once again, the user Lotus Moon has gifted with a lovely reading. All That Lingers is now available to listen to as well if you prefer that to reading. Or maybe you experience the story again. Either way, it's now possible to hear the banter between King Sombra and Cadance!

Your brother is no more, only the remains of his body are here.

--Fratello taunting Cadance

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If there's one question I've always had during MLP, it's this; what role does Prince Blueblood have? Supposedly he's Celestia's nephew, which would supposedly make his mother Luna. Based on his age in season one, right after Luna is released from the moon, I doubt that he was born after Nightmare Moon's return. This brings up more questions;

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For Presentmas I have chosen a new avatar of a very cute looking Cadance in a Santa hat and encourage all of you to give Santa hats to your avatars too (please they look cute)!

They seriously look cute.

That's really about it...

Oh! Not quite - as it says in the title, Favorable Alignment has updated. Twice! Enjoy the latest two chapters.

I watched a Canterlot wedding again after years and man I really love that season finale haha, wish we had seen more about Cadance and Shining Armor in the show itself, especially how Cadance got her cutie mark.

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WARNING: This post contains spoilers of my Alternate Season Six story, even chapters that have not yet been released. Read at your own risk.

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Since MLP's 200th ep is tomorrow, I may as well make my review on it my 200th blog post... so for #199, let's me list for you my top three most hated MLP eps, and I'll tell you why.

#3: MARKS FOR EFFORTS:

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We now come to the novel I put off last week. It does present a truly rare opportunity: A chance to flesh out Cadence. We got the story of her ascension in the novels, after all. Let’s see what this one offers.

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For reasons known only to themselves, Nintendo doesn't really go in for creating new characters; in the Legend of Zelda games at least, once a character's been added, we're stuck with them for the next thirty years...

Except that, when I started working on a list, this turned out not to be true. I've played too much Hyrule Warriors.

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