Some time ago, many people came together to fund and work on a thing that could not be named. Then, finally, it was named: an audio reading/drama of "Whom the Princesses Would Destroy."

And it all happened without anybody needing to hurt or threaten anyone. Very strange. A little disappointing.

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There are only two stories on fimfiction called "The Aristocrats", and neither of them is a retelling of the joke. I'm not sure if I should remedy this problem.

Now that Blizzard has revealed that Tracer is gay, it's your turn, Respawn.

Which titan is binary?

11. Males are useless

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Guess this is a thing for at least a little bit since work still takes up about 26% of my week and sleep takes up another third of my time.

So weekend update. Almost 9000 words in so about two thousand words of new story (in layman's terms for comparison that means about every 700 to 1000 words is another scene- don't know why that seems to be the case in this story but the generalized simplification of figures makes it that methodical.)

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"To everyone that is reading this right now and has read my story or is following me, I just want to say thank you. It helps me out and I am grateful for any support that you give me." N1ght_Strider started.
"It really is amazing! You should have seen N1ght_Strider, he was jumping up and down like a foal--" Autumn Hill starts

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I'm trying to submit a Bronycon talent show application to dress up as Bad Horse, declare my candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential campaign, and describe my evil platform.

(EDIT: It's submitted now.)

You can check the script here and leave a comment if you think something is or isn't funny. I honestly can't tell if this is funny or stupid.

Thanks, and give evil a chance!

Heyo, it's yo boi, AntiBronyBenSwolo here, and as you know, I have just finished my story "Stuck in my own Fanfic", where I stick myself in the Equestria Girls timeline and hang out with the Dazzlings. Sounds like a basic HiE story, until you see that I'm messing with reality as I'm writing the story, completely aware I'm in a Fanfic. And now the Dazzlings are at least somewhat aware of my abilities. If you wanna check it out, you can read it here

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Hello to my... Eight followers! Wow, you guys are really digging down there if you're actually following me. Eh! Y'all do you!

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To help you get out of a stress loop from a freshly damaged relationship, ask yourself with 10 simple questions:

1. What was my fault?

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Every time I go to http://mlp.wikia.com , its (presumably keyword-based) advertising AI shows me ads for Rainbow Six.

I might not have time to blog next week. The barbarians are at the gates.

I don't know if this product works, but the ad is... among the higher class of toilet humor. Advisory: Contains graphic depiction of a unicorn pooping, repeatedly.

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One of the most important things I feel a creative person can do is learn to make fun of themselves. We all do this as a fun hobby in our spare time, and it's great when we can accept that not everything we think of is exactly the best or the most creative idea we've had. I've written plenty of things that aren't great, and I've received suggestions over the years I've taken to improve my writing and give my readers more of the things they've wanted to see in the AU.

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This is the ad under my story this morning:

I just finished the chapter and my story is almost ready to be posted.

My new favorite is "Come on, guys!"
That is all.

The real thing...

Holy Patriarch Noah and the Ark...

Christmas lights...

The First Responders Flag...

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I'm makin' out with my lady and she's into it.

I'm a goofball so I have a crazy thing come to mind.

I just said 'I want you to come in me', and she burst out laughing saying that was the funniest thing she's ever heard.

Why, when she says it, it's cool. But when I said it, it's funny.

Equal rights!

On the occasion of earning my 88th follower, I hereby dub all of you my "Crazy 88". You may expect to receive your black business suits, masks, and cheaply-made katanas shortly...

I do expect them to be returned when I get my 89th follower, however. The "Crazy 89" just doesn't have the same ring to it. And please try repair any sword gashes and get the bloodstains off them before you do.