I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.
I was talking about Dark Souls and couldn't figure out why my friend started laughing.
Going to the local pd to be probably charged with some Bullshit. Hope not be to. If you don't hear from me for a couple months, you'll know why.
The ex made her summer charges about me abusing my kids already.
They've been great, but I've been so bleh.
Like, depressed and overworked.
I'm slowly writing the next chapters, for those that are waiting between my stories, so don't fret about that.
That's all!
Oh yeah, I got a new SUV and it's great. My credit is going up and I may use my VA benefits to buy a house!
I'm makin' out with my lady and she's into it.
I'm a goofball so I have a crazy thing come to mind.
I just said 'I want you to come in me', and she burst out laughing saying that was the funniest thing she's ever heard.
Why, when she says it, it's cool. But when I said it, it's funny.
Equal rights!
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Well, maybe she can't cum in you LOL, if you asked a guy that I'm sure it would be a lot more equal.
The other way around. I don't know why I should know this
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But, gender rolls should be broken, right?!
It should be a two way street.
Bwahaha.
Tomorrow I'm gonna tell her I want to carry her child, it'll be gold.
3667199 Please tell us how it goes
3667199 (quick question your a boy right?)
Oh.. Hehe
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I'd record it if possible.
"Never again" she said. I'm inclined to believe her.
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Let me check.
uh, yeah. At least for the last 35 years.
3667199 Got to be honest with you mate, you don't talk to women about coming in you, because women don't come equipped with a dick. I'm personally not into the idea of challenging gender roles, because y'know, anatomy and biology.
3667204 ok. Now for therapy (joke)
3667203 please Or find a way to turn it into a story
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You don't know my woman.
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I can do both!
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'Eh, got a lotta hours to use if I did go. This'd just be
icing on the cupcake?
3667249 I wouldn't ask my lady to do it (if I had the lady at my side in that way), but hey, she's your woman, if you want her in you it's not my business eh.
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Strap-on Saturdays!
3667374 Well, however you like it eh.
I just fell off my bed.
It was the top bunk.
Totally worth it.
This was too funny.
3667374 Too much info.
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You love it.
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That's what boyfriends are for
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I'm her husband, does that count?
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I'm 6 feet and 7 inches.
I get what I need
3667947 Yep that works and you are 6'7"?
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I never said I stood that tall.
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goodbye