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May
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Vote Evil in 2020! · 2:07am May 19th, 2019

I'm trying to submit a Bronycon talent show application to dress up as Bad Horse, declare my candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential campaign, and describe my evil platform.

(EDIT: It's submitted now.)

You can check the script here and leave a comment if you think something is or isn't funny. I honestly can't tell if this is funny or stupid.

Thanks, and give evil a chance!

Comments ( 19 )

If I knew that I'd be at Bronycon, I would do it in a heartbeat.

By the way, you need a quartet to sing the Bad Horse song to bring you onto the stage. That would be even more spectacular evil.

I can ask the corruption question

Sign me up

5060836 Thanks! That's 4 people. Submitted.

I know I am late to this but I just wanted to remark about how appropriately late I am.

My feed is saying that this post was put up two hours ago, so, time of deadline from it being put up.
That's some timing there.

Plus, if they beat us, and the Mounties take over DC, they'll still give us free health care.

Brilliant!

5060823

By the way, you need a quartet to sing the Bad Horse song to bring you onto the stage.

The SoCal Ponytones might be able to arrange that.

5061086 Who are the SoCal Ponytones?

5061250
The My Little Pony choir I co-founded and run. We haven’t done BronyCon before because it’s so far away, but this year most of us are going on account of it being the last year. So I’m really excited. Here’s an example of one of our songs:

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It needs to be about 20% more pony.

5061292 This is really good! Are you performing at Bronycon?

5062661
Yes! Not in an official capacity, but we will be wandering the halls.

5061353
I think I agree. A variety show, by its nature, is gonna be open to pretty much anything, so you could probably get away with IRL political comedy if you tried, but this is probably a case where if you abstracted out the IRL content and went for the Equestria jokes, you're playing right to your audience.

5063045 You're probably right, but cartoons just aren't as funny as American politics.

5062769 You could've asked to be in the talent show!

5063489
Oops. I've been focused on getting us not to suck for Everfree; I haven't paid a huge amount of attention to the happenings at BronyCon.

Also, I'm guessing "And That's How Equestria Was Made" didn't make the cut this year (despite being approved the two previous years), since I still haven't heard anything back from BronyCon yet.

5063491 I haven't heard anything about anyone's proposals being accepted.

5066666
Yeah, earlier this week, I talked to my insider at BronyCon and they said they are still figuring that stuff out which... kind of surprises me.

EDIT: Also, congrats on the comment number!
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