So...

I don't want to go into detail about my personal life. I write smut; I like to keep that and my IRL identity separate.
But when real, non-smut life affects things such as; how much time I have to write, my access to things like the Internet and electronics, and whether or not I actually have the emotional energy to do anything but sit around, gaze at the beige-painted walls of my house, and sigh deeply, wondering just when exactly my life went so wrong...

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I don't suppose anyone saved a copy of the old version of the story? It was lost when my external drive failed, and I'd thought I'd reconstructed my notes fairly well, but apparently not so well as I'd hoped. If I had the old story, I can definitely rebuild them, but.... well, I don't. Does anyone happen to have it saved anywhere, or know of an archive where it might be found?

Queen Chrysalis vacates the scene as fast as her wings can carry her.

Princess Celestia turns to her sister. "Chrysalis does realize she's technically a type of alicorn, right? I mean... wings, horn, little crown thingy."

Luna rolls her eyes. "As many times as we have told her, she still refuses to acknowledge she is even slightly related to us."

Grumbling deep within her throat, Celestia exclaims, "But she's died already! Locked in heated battle against us!"

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It took my entire young life to perfect a story I just posted, and it's still not good enough.

At least I don't think it is, right now.

I'll probably go back to it at some point now and again to edit it, revise it, etc.

Ah well.

Still don't think any of you are going to learn from any of this (Given my experiences with you) but anyway.

Long ago I was taught by my teachers, my elders, even my own siblings:

It is wrong to hit people (Throw the first punch, or trying to attack someone). I agree. No matter how much you may want to, it is wrong.

It doesn't matter what is said, or if someone is annoying... YOU DON'T HIT.

the only time you actually should hit someone is...

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JSR-313
STEREO

JCP-SENTINEL HIT TREE

WHY ARE WE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS/Steve Burns - IT'S IMPOSSIBLE (Somos Novios)/Thunderbolt Sentinel
SUMMER WINE/Dewy - COME BACK, SILLY GIRL/Elijah Patterson - RUBY/Hinata Linn
TRULY A FRIEND/Steve Burns - CANDIDA/Thunderbolt Sentinel

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STEREO VLP-40302 VM
distributed by
VANILLA MOCHA'S
GREATEST HITS

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Hey, Dashie, wanna show me the end of the rainbow?

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All he wanted for Christmas was a silent night... Note: All "ghost" pieces were written and executed by the performers (BTW, special thanks to all those who were involved).

Five forgotten holiday albums that will...more than likely remain forgotten.

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-B. Century- (Classical Gas Emissions)

Valentine's day is upon us, and what better way to celebrate it than read one of my romantic, love filled blog entries with your partner down by the fire. You will undoubtedly toss your laptop into the fire after you're done with this one.

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JIMMY KIMMEL, ABC-TV Host: "Being President is a tough job. It’s one of the only jobs where you get a new approval rating every day. Now that we have this thing called social media, the President gets hundreds of judgments every hour of every day, many of them unpleasant. For the second time, President Obama has agreed to read them for our second-ever Presidential Edition of #MeanTweets."

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Let's get the elephant in the room out of the way first. Yes, it's Moviemaster. There, I said it. Okay, yes, I do understand the author in question is... divisive in the community to say the least, but I'm going to be fair here, and trollfic or not, maybe it's a parody and give this a review.

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Wow! We actually managed to get to 1k in under a year! My first story, Prismatic Pest, released on the 19th of May 2022 - almost a full year ago! It's surreal to know you guys enjoy the stories enough to follow and support me, and even more insane to think there's now 1,000 of you! It's a huge milestone, and we even had a near full month left of time!

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Guys, I don't have enough futons for all of you. There's not even enough space here to house all four hundred of you. Can you, like, share sandwiches or something? I'unno.

I don't even know why there's four hundred of you here. I don't give out free candy. I don't write porn. Or HiEs. Or however the kids get popular these days.

I exist, though. That's a thing.

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IN WHICH DISCORD GETS ABUSED REPEATEDLY.

YAY.

NOW BACK TO MY SEA OF TWELVE OR SO TABS.