Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but today an idea popped into my head and I decided to just run with it.

"Where There's Smoke…" (a.k.a., "Spike Is Stuck In A Youtube Poop World")

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IN WHICH I DESCRIBE A ROCK
I finished another paragraph of "Adagio" this evening. Yay. Now I just need to write the other 99% of the story.

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You should come watch me write horsewords for BBC Children in Need.

Just sayin'

Four years have gone already? I've been on this site for four years!?

Where has the time gone? It feels like only yesterday I was writting crappy fanfiction and annoying countless of authors by commenting on everything. I have a favourites library overfilled with fics, some i still haven't gotten around to reading.
My followers count is over 200 for basically doing nothing but talk, so that ain't bad is it?

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I envy those writers who can knock out a 2000+ word chapter/story in a day like it's nothing. For me, it's just not that easy to even crack a thousand. I find it very difficult to work on a story unless something 'clicks'. Fortunately, that seems to have happened, and I can continue writing.

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So, lately, I've found myself pulled into the whirlpool that is the fandom. Sure, I've seen the show. Multiple times. And I might be listening to a playlist of pony music at the moment. And there may or may not be a story I'm working on open in a new tab. And I amy have featured /r/MLPTunes as the Subreddit Of The Day. Gah. I don't know what I really want to say. Just that I

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The Strange and Mystical Journey Through Celestia's Nostrils

Hopefully 2017 will be happy and meme filled. 2016 was sucky and meme filled.

Ok, I guess I read a lot of Rambling Writer's stuff because I really am not planning to do so many by him at the same time...

Anyway, here are today's reviews:

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Sometimes, I wish I had a penis, so if I was ever chilling with a girlfriend, we could listen to Running in the 90s, and I could ask her, "If we had sex, would I be your...

Initial D?"

_{Starting to realize why I don't have a girlfriend...}

IN WHICH I RETHINK MY RETHINKING
But first, on the advice of Billy, a worker at the gym I go to, I checked this band out. Enjoy.

I liked this song. Didn't like "The Way of Vikings" -- I've low tolerance for cookie monster vocals. More past the jump.

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To any of you who may have read the one story on my account, and have any interest in it... this is a bit of background that I've wanted to post for a long time, but haven't been able to for various reasons creative and practical in nature.

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Ok so I had been meaning to do a it of an update, especially since I got the Halloween special done and all...but I got busy writing something for someone else. Pretty much I was commissioned tow rite something, but I didn't get paid for it...so to make up for my absence on here...here's what I wrote. I would post it as a story but it's not MLP related at all whatsoever...so here's some fucking stupid story that I had to write for someone about Bugs Bunny...enjoy my filth...also i'll be giving

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Again a few months passed since my last blog (not counting Wubcake's unexpected bomb shell) and so I wanted to tell you why I basically did nothing.

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SCREM

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Well, for those wondering how my stories are progressing...It's slow.

I know, the problem is I have 4 other stories not on FIMfiction that keep distracting me.

BUT...

I will have (Hopefully) a Pokemon Odyssey chapter up today, and later, and Equispartans II chapter as well.

Plus, I have a roadmap for my future updates and future stories such as Clockwork are in planning.

I have big plans guys.

And big plans mean lots of updates.

I saw this going around... Like almost everyone I follow did it... So...

Heck, I'm dating! But, why not? It's for fun. You don't have to say if you really do like me for some odd reason (idk how I got a coltfriend in the first place) and because of the fact I am dating, it won't make much of a difference whether or not someone likes me. I don't believe in multiple romantic relationships and I will not cheat. This is for fun.

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Heyyyyyy all. Arta here. Just wanted to tell you about this little one-shot I wrote this evening: Cleansing The Chakras. It's a Rarity x Tree Hugger fic.

Crack ships. Any ship. SHIP ALL THE THINGS!

Also, a little update about the other stories:

Chapter 5 of 'The True Shape' is well along in the writing.

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Well, not a fic, exactly. Give me the skeleton... Part of one.

As an uninspired 'thank you' for having duped a number of you into following me on the site, I'm going to let you come up with my next story help me decide what to write. The rules are simple:

Give me a canon character, a prop, and a random word.

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Recently, Moonatik decided that Hinterlands and Urban Wilds were somehow good enough to merit fanart and drew a picture of Bitterroot and Amanita. I think it's neat!

I have to admit, I'm a bit weirded out at being popular enough for people to make fanart of my fics. But that means people actually like my work, so I'm not complaining.

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