Warning, from yesterday's episode.

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I'm literally converting through like, six different file formats and reencoding Lullaby for a Princess just for the sake of playing the video on a computer that's three times older than I am.

(Specifically, I'm using XDC, which is well-known for it's popular demoscenes.)

Website to the video encoding tools: https://x86dc.wordpress.com/

So, this:

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Am I doing bad when it comes to this? Or is this just trolling.

11 dislikes. My highest yet.

how do i get my dad to stop beating me in the middle of the night

Easy. Lock the door.

how intense is 2 intense when ur making social satire

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On the Derpibooru forums, I've spent all of Seasons 4 and 5 writing abnormally long snap reviews for every episode, usually within 48 hours of first-run. My rules are simple… (1) One watch-through and then write immediately; (2) NO reading what anyone else said about the episode before posting.

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Well. Haven't written for MLP in a while. Or, well, really anything that wasn't Daria, and even then just short drabbles. I suppose that says a lot about my desire to write these days.

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KNOCK! KNOCK!

"huh? who goes there?" I said as I heard two knocks from the front door downstairs.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"I'm coming! jeez, what's with the rush" I then got up from my bed (after having a nap that was cut short by the damn knocking) and made my way downstairs. I made it to the front door and opened it.

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Uhm, I'm not really good at self promotion ... or any promotion. Where can I go to ask people to look at my writing without being a royal pain in the a ... butt?
Have a good day.

Nevermind. Found it.

Twilight gallops down the halls of her castle, desperately trying to escape the... that thing she summoned. She didn’t know it was evil! How could she know?! The book just showed vague pictures and said vague warnings! She doesn’t want to sell her soul! She skids to a halt as she sees the stuff of nightmares suddenly appear in front of her. His black hood cover most of his face, his scythe gleams in the light. His pale hands are steady, in contrast to Twilight’s entire shaking

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IN WHICH I FINISHED THE WRONG FIC
After a morning running around town with my maybe-former S.O. (not sure even she knows at this point), I spent some time out in the natures, getting in a little exercise before the cold comes tomorrow, trying to clear my head so I can write more of Sunset's "Reconciliation" story. I finished Rainbow Dash yesterday and started AJ. I wrote a little bit more AJ today, then got distracted.

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I may have possibly...Okay, I totally just started the first episode on Netflix. Let the binge begin!

I think yes.

Yes, Pulling Heartstrings was published for a moment before being taken down. Yes, it's being rewritten. No, it's not going to be nearly as cringe as it was with its initial iteration. Yes, the plot line will remain mostly the same. No, I will not make Jason a Gary Stu. I will be making an attempt at having the story make a bit more sense than it did when I first wrote it. Yes, it will actually have a point this time.

I have no idea what I'm doing up right now Scratch that, I'm doing homework. Well, supposed to be doing homework. Whoops. I don't think I'm sane during the early hours, then again, when am I ever sane?

My original plan for my second blogpost of the new year was a not-exactly-positive rant about certain meta stuff pertaining to my writing. But as I sat down to type, I was suddenly hit with inspiration.

I figured out how to write a third "Burrito" story.

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It was probably 8^th grade when I last wrote a story, and that was 12 years ago. But I’ve been reading Admiral Biscuit’s stories and when he dropped that challenge it kind of stuck with me. I’m not a very creative person and writing is hard, but the idea of imagining a pony working at your job is a whole lot simpler than creating a whole world and even takes half of the work out of creating a plot. It still took me almost a month to finish this chapter and was difficult enough

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IN WHICH I NUKE ALL OUR MINDS
Here's a Monty Python song I hadn't heard before. Enjoy, I guess?

It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm feeling a bit squiffy. So why not join me for a little yarn?

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The other day I made a timeline based off of all the information we received from the show about the history of Equestria.............
This is what was spawned...

Event's:
    1. Tirek's first attack - Season 4 finale (brother, Scorpan, is shown befriending Starswirl)
    2. Tree of Harmony 'Seed' is created and planted by the Pillars - Season 7 finale

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Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but today an idea popped into my head and I decided to just run with it.

"Where There's Smoke…" (a.k.a., "Spike Is Stuck In A Youtube Poop World")

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