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Soufriere


Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

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  • 19 weeks
    Random Ramblings CDXXVI

    IN WHICH HAPPY BOXING DAY!
    I meant to post while it was still Christmas (CST) but as usual I’m late. I hope my few remaining readers had a lovely holiday! Here’s a song that’s been in my head lately.

    Chuu is one of those who, according to her coworkers, really is just a ball of sunshine. Follow me past the jump.

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  • 27 weeks
    Random Ramblings CDXXV

    IN WHICH I LACK BURRITOS
    No, really. I haven’t been by my local burrito place in a long time, partly due to my mother, so I haven’t been able to get good inspiration for another Burritoverse story. Sorry. For now, enjoy my favorite J-Pop group NiziU.

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  • 46 weeks
    Random Ramblings CDXXIV

    IN WHICH SCREW DEADLINES
    Hey, y’all. Been a few months. Whoever reads this, just wanted to show I’m not dead yet. Do you know NMIXX? You should.

    Right. Now, where was I? Oh, I’m sure I’ll figure it out below the jump.

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  • 67 weeks
    Random Rambling CDXXIII

    IN WHICH I LIED TO YOU (SORRY)
    So… Turns out it's been a full year (!) since my last story. I promised a couple stories in between but failed to finish them. But at least I got my annual Mayor Mare story in. Have some Twice as penance.

    More past the jump, if you're willing.

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  • 77 weeks
    Random Ramblings CDXXII

    IN WHICH I LIVE… SORT OF
    Hi. Been awhile. Not sure who's left to read this. I just now realized I accidentally added an "L" on my last 3 posts. Oops. Well, enjoy Sir Elton.

    So, after fixing my screw-up, let's get to the meat of why I'm writing, if you'll pass the jump with me.

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Aug
29th
2019

Random Rambling CCCLXXXII · 8:00am Aug 29th, 2019

IN WHICH I NUKE ALL OUR MINDS
Here's a Monty Python song I hadn't heard before. Enjoy, I guess?

It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm feeling a bit squiffy. So why not join me for a little yarn?


Remember when I said Sunset Shimmer's time in Aristeque was split into three timelines for reasons I can't explain, and even if I could, I wouldn't want to? Yeah. Well, I just submitted the third timeline.

It's EQUESTRIA GIRLS. That is, the parody series from before the first movie actually came out. I was there at the time and loved it, and I felt it appropriate to allow Sunset to play the part of the straight man for its insane world instead of its villain.

I had to hold myself back from having Sunset herself directly reference the other timelines, because Sunset isn't in a position to know about those yet.

Fun Fact: I actually wrote most of this story exactly a month ago but got sidetracked by other projects. I'm in a bit of a mood tonight so I figured I'd complete the first entry and throw it up onto the site.

If you don't like it, I honestly don't care. No one likes the trash I write anymore anyway, so… fuck it. I'm going to just write what I want how I want when I want.

Apologies to Posh for sniping his Giant Eyeball. I did warn him in an earlier blog though.

With this, all three timelines are now set up. One is basically complete, and the other two are just getting started. One serious and one, well, this.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??

Yesterday was Kano Fujihira's 15th birthday. She's an adorable little Japanese girl currently acting as one of Babymetal's backup dancers. She's by far the youngest and also the strongest. She could probably lift me without too much trouble and I'm sure I weigh more than twice what she does.

Sunday I see Weird Al. Couldn't find a poster for him to sign. Oh well.

Peace out.

Comments ( 2 )

Daaaamn you're just pumping out the stories! Good job! :D Find something else for him to sign.

Weird Al?! Nice!!!!!

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