The following is something that I have written in the story "Discord Teaches Philosophy: on Love," from the double chapters "When to Leave." The subject has to do with divorce and how they occur. I would like to hear your thoughts on this in terms of both fictional and reality (if you are comfortable in talking about it).
Recipe for Getting Divorced
Ingredients:
For obvious reasons I meant this to be a Halloween story, but its unexpected complexity and length (it came out to 11,334 words, published in one long chapter because I wanted this to be the sort of story that built up inexorably toward its climax like a dark symphony, but divided into 12 subchapters of varying lengths because I did not want to confront readers with a conceptual wall of text) meant that I could not complete it until around 2:45 pm on the morning of November 1st. I'm sure that
Why, hello there...
I wanted to give you guys all an update. I've been super productive lately, but I realize that that doesn't mean much if you never see the results. That said, here's where various projects are at:
Sensation: Fire Streak
100 words in so that's good, the first push on a chapter takes the longest but I also have been helping my mom with Thanksgiving so that has taken up a lot of my time recently.
To make up that unfortunate circumstance here's my recipe for pumpkin cheesecake. And general notes on how to make it cause why do I write Pinkie really well on baking stuff?
Have you ever been minding your own business when all of a sudden someone thinks you need to attend their party? Like you know this person doesn't REALLY like you but they're inviting you because you were busy getting tangled up in some coats or they called to tell you that you might be expecting some burning urination or something later on because yolo and by the way bring a dish to the party because they don't want to cook.
If you're not already screaming about sacrilege, I would be surprised. But I swear, this isn't basically a crispy cauliflower pizza cracker, and it doesn't taste like ass. Believe it or not, this recipe is very near and dear to my heart, and I'll tell you why:
For three years now, I have been a proud member of my high school's GSA/Pride club/LGBT+ alliance. Although we weren't very good at picking a name, it was a lot of fun. We held awareness events, picnics, etc. One particular event that my friend J.P. had been pushing for since his freshman year was a glow-in-the-dark tea party. And this year, the year when he and I both graduated, we managed to pull it off.
My dad once told me a better way of making enchiladas after I spoke to him at home. I noticed he doesn't use Old El Paso kits, nor does he (or the other thing) season the meat while they're cooking. When I asked him what he uses, he said he uses wraps from the shop. So I tried it and what do you know, I liked it. Not used to how floury and soft they are compared to the tortillas you get in the packs, but not bad.
The Great and Powerful Dixie won fifth place and the first place in the Trojan Horse* category in Dezmo's NSFW Contest.
Discord , while making cake: Honey, would you like Earl Grey or Pork?
Pharynx: I’ll take a divorce.
Sometimes, I get so bored that I drink. I'm saving the last of the whiskey for my love. 
I tried three seconds of tequila and it was pretty good. It didn't have the same effect as whiskey so I made myself a cosmopolitan. It tasted delicious! It still didn't give me the desired effect so I gave myself two seconds of tequila. That shit tastes so much better than whiskey. The only problem was that my insides burned when I sneezed.
Here's the recipe for the
Is that... light?
I apologize for my long absence; for the last few months I wandered out into dark caves and buried myself there. I had no reason for doing so; I simply did. It is not that I lost interest, or found something more interesting to do; indeed, there was little to do in the dark.
I just hid. From what?
Myself, perhaps?
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