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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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Shrupone #1 · Aug 2nd, 2022 · · 3 ·

The Thick and Endowed Trixie requires cheeks to clap, and luckily, certain nearby someponies' are the perfect, snug fit for her.

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Your avatar kinda fits your comment :pinkiehappy:

I'm pleased to have contributed, however little, to this masterpiece.

Zake #4 · Aug 2nd, 2022 · · 2 ·

Well it look like Trixie was clairvoyant after all

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I wonder how small and pathetic a person's life must be if they take the trouble to downvote comments on comedy porn disaster dickmare fics.

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Well, we all know who that is.

Funnies: futa full-package futa magical mishaps by mishap I mean penis threesome futa on male futa on female blowjobs deepthroating questionable magic creampies implied impregnation

How is any of that funny?

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nova you gonna get yo ass beat one of des days givin shit like dat

I'll be honest. When I read the title, I thought it was about Trixie getting a southern accent.

This was a fun read, keep it up

That title really gives a whole new meaning to "Then I wish I was in Dixie, hooray, hooray"

That ending. Oh, that ending. :D A perfect blend of sexy fun-times and comedy, Samey.

This was funny as hell.

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Because they're fun.

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About as small and pathetic as their penises. :derpytongue2:

Damn it! I wanted to see her plow Sunny like a little schoolfilly. :(
Still fun though.

nice work:twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh:

You had my attention then "futa on male" you had my interest

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Rip Sunburst's ass if I ever get to this...

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Oof :rainbowlaugh:

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Well, Sunburst can say that now...

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Perhaps side effects include this.

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She had quite a few crystal balls to work with (on a side note, I wonder if crystal stallions can light things on fire by focusing the sun rays with their balls?)

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Bruh I feel that haha. It always blows me away when I hop into comments and the comments themselves have downvotes. What a chode.

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This must mean I did something right (or someone really doesn't like mares with flares).

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It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.

—Sir Terry Pratchett

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(on a side note, I wonder if crystal stallions can light things on fire by focusing the sun rays with their balls?)

Flurry Heart sighed and rolled her eyes. Didn't colts have anything better to do at recess than try to light ants on fire?

"Spheres," she explained, doing her Aunt Twilight voice, "are too aberrated. The light rays don't converge well. That's why magnifying glasses are oblate."

Swelled Head and Peanuts looked at her. "Wh-what does oblate mean?" Peanuts asked.

Flurry grinned and clapped her forehooves together. "Like a sphere, but... crushed."

And that's why Flurry Heart isn't allowed on the playground with her grade anymore.

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Hmm, maybe it's time to double down with Sunburst getting pegged.

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Oof. Ballbusting for science.

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Swelled Head and Peanuts looked at her. "Wh-what does oblate mean?" Peanuts asked.
Flurry grinned and clapped her forehooves together. "Like a sphere, but... crushed."

Seriously I LOL'd and people were staring at me.

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Oof. All hail to Flurry Heart, the Princess of Ballbusting.

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My roommate likes to bust balls. He's a princess too. XD

Luster Dawn’s eye twitched. “Yes. It does,” she said in a flat tone. “Although I technically asked you how to get rid of this giant dong, but fuck my life… I guess I will go to my room and make marshmallows.” She let out a small chuckle. “Really giant ones…”

So THAT'S what Auntie Sweetie's calling it, huh?

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I'm a simple man. I see the late Terry Pratchett being brilliant, I upvote.

Futa? A stray Iskander upon you!

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Its fine to say you would rather not read something with futa in it but, to wish a ballistic missile on someone is rather hateful of them and especially those around them whom you have not even interacted with.

May a thousand fleas suckle on your privates.

“He’s a bottom.”

Starlight... I am a bit concern at you blurted something personal about your student this easily. Even more so at how on Earth did you know this?

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How else would she blackmail ponies? :trollestia: Maybe she caught him (or dommed him).

“Trixie’s mother was a circus unicyclist with a history of unicyling-while-intoxicated and her father went to buy milk and showed up again thirty years later in Las Pegasus,” Trixie replied. “Go figure.”

Izzy unicycling or unicycling unicycling

The fact I am having trouble starting this because the title itself breaks my sense of humor is a wonderful indication of what this story is about to be

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Samey and I are bros, I'm just ribbing him.

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hmmm... I am a bit skeptical of that claim as I do not see you commenting on any of his last 7 stories however, friendship is voodoo and all that so I will accept your word.

“Get out of my ass and fuck Trixie’s pussy

That's how you get an infection.

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The Great and Powerful Infection (or, as Nurse Redheart calls it, antibiotic-resistant).

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"Nope! No no no no no no! Never go ass to vaj ever! That's how you get one hell of an infection! It was hot til that part, then I closed my legs so hard I made a sonic boom and woke the baby!"

- Midnight Dancer

I can't believe you done this. I also can't believe it was this hilarious.

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Starlight and Trixie kinda write themselves once you put them in the room together xD

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I guess they do. I didn't think you'd make it this hilarious, though.

More comedy than clop, but I do really like how sex-casual they all are. Nice worldbuilding there.

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For Twilight, walking in on Sunburst/Trixie/Starlight fucking in any configuration isn't a matter of "if" but rather "when". Assuming she doesn't join the fun.

A-WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS! RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS!

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