If you have any questions for me, please leave them in the comments of this post. I'd love to hear from all of you.

Pretentious postmodernists with Patreon e-begging have negative reactions to questions. But that's usually the way. No one likes to answer questions when they have a cult of personality. More cultists make them more snobbish. I'm sure there's a chart somewhere showing the ratio of cultists to snobbery.

By the by, every aspect of my stories can be questioned, and I have answers for all.

Hello everyone. Welcome to round two of the AMA. Or, rather, volume two, as I previously referred to it as. There are some questions here, although not as many as volume one. Anywho, let’s jump right into this, shall we?

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I know it’s nothing grand but I do hope this will be entertaining so go ahead;
ASK ME ANYTHING!

And I mean ANYTHING!

Gonna tag Pony-Me with this AMA 'cause I'm feeling ready to talk a bit more about what's been going on.

Feel free to ask either here, or in my Discord server linked in my user bio.

I'ma ask you to not ask about personal info, but beyond that it's free-reign.

Keep in mind that I'm on a roadtrip, so responses might be spotty and/or cherrypicked.

It doesn't matter when you find this blog post. This AMA is active for at least the next two years.
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I've always wanted to do an AMA (Ask Me Anything). And well, I just hit my 200th follower!

Now seems just as good a time as any.

So go ahead, Ask Me Anything.

I may run out of time to answer questions tonight, but they will be answered eventually.

Literally, ask me anything. Now. Please.

No personal stuff though.

So, post a comment. One question per comment, please. And keep them serious.

Thanks.

ASK AWAY!

Crazy that it's only been two years since I joined this site. And in that time, I have acquired 107 followers and five of my stories have been featured.

So what better way to commemorate my second anniversary on this site than by hosting an AMA.

So go on. Ask me whatever questions you want. Evens ones I have no possible way of answering.

i like sleep

please come back, sleep

u can b my waifu

sleep

sleep, no

sleep...

sleep, no

no

...come back?

WARNING!!! The following contains SPOILERS for the latest MLP episode “Hard to Say Anything”

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Have you been naughty or nice this year?

My friends from Baltimore drove in yesterday, so I didn't get to watch the episode and may be rather incommunicado all week. :B

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Well folks, I did it. I decided what my future will hold and honestly, it was the best decision I've made in a long time. I'm finally at peace with where I am, what I'm doing, and where I want my stories to go. It look a long time and I had to deal with some serious BS but it was worth it to finally have a sense of direction.

I know I don't possess the biggest fanbase but man, am I ever grateful for the one I have. You guys have been awesome.

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Ask Me Anything!

Come on, you know ya wanna!

Also, today's my birthday. Anybrony wanting to send some birthday funds can go here: CAFFEINE!

Well, that's all for now. Until the next chapter, I am The Wolf Who Writes Prose.

I'm bored af, I have literally nothing else to do, so why not grill me for answers like your the FBI?

It's not the end, of course, just the end of this story. I wish I'd kept some thoughts on this story as I wrote it, like thoughts on what I was thinking at the time, or what I wanted to accomplish with this or that like my editor, Minds Eye, did for his story To Serve the Hive. Alas, I did not.

But, the story is finished, so the first thing I'll say is: Do you have any questions about the story and what anything of it means?

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Congratulations, Short Stories, you are my 500th follower. <— Everypony, please make sure that you congratulate her on her user page.

And thank you, my followers. Without you, I literally wouldn’t have so many followers.

Seriously, though, thank you for putting up with me. You mean more to me than I’m willing to admit.

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I think this describes it more than adequately.

Nutcracker in 3D: I am the worst, creepiest, most inappropriate Christmas movie of all time!

Cats 2019: Hold my catnip...

Well, the inevitable happened.

I've reached 100 followers as of today and I sincerely thank every one of you who've read and enjoyed my stories. It really means a lot to me. So, as a thank you, I'll be doing an Ask Me Anything here in this blog. I'll do my best to answer them as soon as I'm able to.

Thank you again for the follows. :)

Well, I can safely say this is the first time I've ever done this. I've seen a lot of others host AMAs, so I figured 'What the Hell'. Anyway, I'm here to answer your questions while I chomp away at a few chapters of Lucky Strike and Starring Trixie.

That's it. Ask away! Favorite food? Favorite Communist Party leader? Hobbies? Whatever comes to mind (within reason, obviously).

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