"Oh Tumbleweed!" you cry.

"How do you write Big Macintosh? You really haven't featured him as a character in any of your stories but obviously you know how to write him because you are the best at ponies."

WELL LET ME TELL YOU.

Step 1:

Drink drinks. Rural drinks. Which is to say, terrible mass-market American lagers and also maybe literal moonshine. The kind of stuff that comes in mason jars.

Step 2:

Watch this.

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Yeah the show is over and yeah Big Mac was married off to Sugar Belle, but three factors still keep Twimac viable:

1: MLP:FiM was still intended as a children's show and romance for the main characters was more or less verboten save for hints in the movie and the ending episode.

2: Sugar Belle is such a non-entity compared to other characters that she can easily be ignored.

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(Yes! I'm alive!)

When I heard about this contest my old Big MacintoshxTrixie ship immediately came to mind. It took me a bit but I did think up of a third story to link to my other two stories. An Anniversary Special!! BUT I realized this would never come to light for a few reasons.

1.) I'd never be able to create it in the time of the deadline.

2.) I hadn't thought all of the nuts and bolts out.

And finally 3.) I said no sequels in my last MacinTrix story (oops!)

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The next chapter of Ponyville Bachelor Auction is complete! Only took a few months, but hey its finally done! It has to go through a few edits first, but I hope to have it up this week! So sorry for how long it has taken, I have been going through some personal troubles but inspiration hit me like a freight train today and I got it done!

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I just want to say that I cried really hard.

I want to be in a loving relationship like they had but since I am doomed to spend the foreseeable future alone I guess it's time to crack open some cold ones.

Hey, everypony! (And dragon, griffin, human, and whatever other species might be reading this.

It's taken a bit longer than I planned but I've expanded the story to give it a bit more depth and set the stage for a new chapter. Yep! I'm expanding the tale out so there's room for drama, mystery, surprises, and maybe even a bit of romance

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And it's been less than 6 months!

I;ve been trying to do at least 2hrs fanfiction on my days off and it seems to be working. Lets hope I can keep it up. Enjoy the new chapter!

And as usually, it took a contest to make it happen...

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Well, I must say that I do not approve of this episode in the slightest! This episode features Big Macintosh in drag, which is clearly making fun of transgender people! It’s not like cartoons have been showing characters in drag for years ever since the original Looney Tunes. This episode is transphobic, just like that guy who wrote that fanfic about Pipsqueak and Rumble, and just like how the episode “Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?” was advocating self-harm.

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Hello, everybody! Time to talk about the next chapter of John Honeycrisp Apple!

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Hey, everypony! (And dragon, griffin, human, and whatever other species might be reading this).

After a very long absence due to extended illness, I've finally come back to share some more tales with you. For those of you who haven't seen it yet, "She's Like the Wind" has the long awaited second chapter! There's also a Big Mac / Rainbow Dash tale I promised a pony a long time ago that I hope to see up soon.

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Wrote almost half a chapter today. Don't know where the inspiration came. Wish I could do MMBB chapters as fast. I'll try and complete it soon so I can work on more stories in my marco/tf fetish anthropology universe.

In the mean time, here are some bizzare twitter pics of Peter Newl dating a Big Mac body pillow.

Wow, I'm happy to have this man autograph if he's fun enough to do something like that.

So my good friend Vivid Syntax sent me a birthday present this afternoon... and it looks a little something like this.

Apparently since I'm not cool enough to have an OC like TheVClaw he couldn't commission that, so he just mashed our couples together. Awesome!

The show is back and so is BB to talk about the stellar start to the second half of season seven!

https://youtu.be/DhZH83VLh0U

I thought FoME's and Tangerine Blast's Shiplists were funny, but they hardly mention best bisexual stallion at all, so without further ado:

What your Favorite Mac Ship Says About you:

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Greetings everyone!

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…Or Darius, I really haven’t decided yet.

Originally deciding to keep OCs out of my MLP:BaM AU, I couldn’t help but sway towards the creative side of this.

Big Mac’s favourite book series of Unnamed James Bond Guy will parody Daring Do, who’s a parody of Indiana Jones, and so on.

The J.K. Rowling-and-Indiana Jones parody becomes a Charles-Dickens-and-James Bond parody.

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Well the guy who nobodies/noponies ever heard of is here. I have two main projects in the works. One is called Dusty's Lyrics which is going to be a comic on Tumblr and Deviantart, but I will posting the "Book" version here. The second is going to be on Youtube, where I will be taking over StableTec Studios, to create the Fallout Equestria the Animated Series.I hope that you all have a wonderful time reading my stories, and that's about it.

YUP

Should have really posted that sooner, but I've been gearing up for a new job which I'm very pleased to have after 6 years of part time retail work. I'll actually have a bit more structure to my life.

But thats not why you're here, you want to hear about the awesome fight between two spirits of chaos, so why are you still here?! Go read it, then let me know what you think, constructive criticism is always welcome.

So, it seems that being cooped up inside is inspiring me to write a whole lot more in the way of fanfics.

Last week, I posted 'True Colors' which got a lot of attention and rocked the front page all weekend (and completely shocked me). Thanks to all of ya for that.

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