What Your Favortie Mac Ship says About You: · 3:10pm Jan 25th, 2020
I thought FoME's and Tangerine Blast's Shiplists were funny, but they hardly mention best bisexual stallion at all, so without further ado:
What your Favorite Mac Ship Says About you:
PinkieMac: You know that the best way to a stallion’s heart is through baked goods.
SugarMac: You know that the best way to a stallion’s heart is through baked goods and are a basic bitch.
FlutterMac: You really just want some peace and quiet.
MableMac: You think one-word catchphrases are hot.
FlutterMarbleMac: Long, thoughtful silence.
CheeriMac: You have a healthy appreciation for the classics.
CaramelMac: You believe in traditional relationships — a bear top and a twink bottom, as Harmony intended.
BraeMac: You believe in non-traditional relationships — a bear bottom and a twink top, as Discord intended.
AppleMac: You are from Alabama.
MacBloom: You are from Alabama and are wanted by the FBI.
RainbowMac: You think opposites attract — in this case very fast and very slow.
ScootaMac: You think opposites attract — in this case running very fast and very slowly from the FBI.
RariMac: You love a good fixer upper.
SweetieMac: I don’t know, I can’t think of another FBI joke right now.
ShinyMac: You think it’s hot if your boyfriend has to ask permission from his wife before you can go on a date.
TwiMac: You are silly.
LunaMac: Very silly.
MacLestia: Extremely silly.
MacCord: You might be onto something.
CheeriCaramelTroubleShinyMac: You are me.
Alternate Lunamac/Maclestia: You read the comics and/or Georg.
Troublemac: You're just here for some big boys.
Soarinmac: You like Appledash, but prefer M/M ships.
SweetieMac: Chris Hansen is asking you to sit down
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Goes looking for Georg's LunaMac.
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It's usually in the background of other stories.
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Bah. This crack shop calls for a very serious 30K word romance novella.
Twimac: You’re brilliant and neurotic and just want some STABILITY in your life, is that too much to ask?
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UGH NO THIS MAKES SENSE.
My next story: Mac dates the Princesses. :p
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Four princesses, each determined to dig the hidden depths out from under all that muscle...
Hmm.
I'm silent for long periods of time.
But when I do talk, I'm sexy.
RainbowRariMac: Kind of boujee but also kind of trashy.
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I'm silent for long periods, but when I talk I usually say something stupid.
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Now that's a power threeple.
LunaMac was a legit thing for the first few seasons.
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